In movies a fight scene is usually
very epic and a unique part of the story. They are a colorful ballet
designed to help the audience suspend disbelief.
In the real world of every day today,
we might watch a boxing math or the MMA or even Professional
wrestling and think, wow that was an amazing fight!
On the other hand, in a real fight. A
street fight, when its You vs One (or more)opponents, all bets are
off, there is no ballet to a street fight, no years of training. Its
brutal,fast and dirty and you will use everything at your disposal to
survive it. Screw the honer of Fisticuffs, hit the guy over the head
with a brick if you have to!
In a stunt fight for a movie, there
might be Ten guys whose job it is to keep the stunt man safe and to
make sure the Fight goes off the way it's supposed to.
Again, in real life? Not so much!
Also it is surprisingly difficult to
write down a fight scene on paper and make it read as interesting as
it in fact was at the time. “He punched him in the chin!” just
does not scream action now does it?
I only bring this all up as I was just
in a fight and I want to get this all down before I forgot it.
Normally I don't pay this much detail to my crime fighting escapades,
but this time? Well this one was truly strange, even for me.
Like most of my Adventures as of late,
today started quite innocently. I got to work at 5 AM and had the
first round of baked goods on the shelf by 6:30 AM. My usual morning
crowd came and went with bagels and Coffey in hand and by 8Am I was
working on my big orders for the day. A Birthday cake and muffins for
a party. Nothing out of the ordinary.
I shut the Bakery down at Three and
was on my way to make the daily deposit at the bank when I saw him
for the First time.
Even in Los Angeles, something about
him stood out. He was dressed very dapper. Like someone from the
20's. Brown slacks, brown vest over a white shirt and then a dark
brown jacket over that. Bowler hat and even a pocket watch. He had a
certain pride about him as he walked, despite all the stares he was
getting he walked with a purpose.
I lost sight of him as I continued my
walk to the bank, but the memory stuck with me.
Then I saw him again walking towards
the bank. I had only just lost sight of him going the other way and
now he was ahead of me? That was weird?
He walked right past the Bank and kept
going, I was just about to cross the street and enter the bank when I
saw him again, walk out of the Bank?
There was no way he could have entered
the bank when I just saw him walk away from the bank and I knew for a
fact the Bank only had the One entrance for customers.
Ok my danger sens was tingling.
No, it was not several gentleman
dressed the same, it was the same guy each time ! Even when dealing
with Twins, there are specific things you can look for to help you
know the difference. Each One of these guys not only looked the same,
they were the same.
I walked into the Bank and there he
was again, waiting in line?
I steeped back outside and saw him
across the street walking the opposite way?
He was not doing anything that would
make him seem dangerous, other then being in several locations at the
same time. In the world I live in that is not as weird as you might
think, I knew of several ways someone could pull of the trick. All of
them involved Super Powers. Super Speed. Teleportation. Self Cloning.
Shape Changing.
I was unaware of any Super powered
beings currently operating in Los Angels who had any of the Powers
and dressed like that.
Curiouser and Curiouser.
Curiouser and Curiouser.
I shrugged and steeped back into the
bank.
Only to find several of the Customers
laying face down on the ground and One of the tellers yelling how the
Bank had just been robbed?
By a Gentleman in a Bowler Hat?
There was only One public exit from
the Bank and there was no way he could have walked past me. The
Victims said he had left minutes ago but I had only steeped out for a
Second or Two?
What the...?
what ever was going on with the man in
the Bowler hat it had no just become officially a crime, a weird
Crime but still a Crime. I might not understand what was going on
yet, but Crime? That I understood.
“Not my bank you don't!”
I was running now, up the block to my
Bakery. Drop the deposits back in the register and a quick change in
the Storeroom .
The first thing you learn if your
going to become a Costumed Crime Fighter was the quick change. From
normal William Kids into Kid Sidekick in 75 seconds! Not my best
time, I had once done it in under 30, but I had been prepared that
time. The last thing I had planed on doing today was Crime fighting
“Oh well.”
I was on the roof and leaping across
the street before the Door swung close behind me.
There is a fine art to roof top
leaping and “free running” across the city skyline, it was
amazing and beautiful and I never get tired of it. It also is
exhausting and hurts like crap! No matter how well trained you are,
the human body is just not designed for it.
Still , it got me where I needed to go
and I had long grown used to it
The Police were already responding to
the bank robbery and Bowler Hat was no where in sight . I perched my
self on the top of a Billboard across from the bank and used my smart
phone to listen in on the Police radio chatter (yeah there is an App
for that). Thankfully no one was hurt and Bowler Hat had only escaped
with the funds from the tellers windows. Maybe a few thousand at the
most? No one robs a bank just to take the petty cash in the tellers
box's.
The mystery of Bowler Hat continued to
grow. I had a feeling that Bowler Hat was probably going to be a bit
more then they bargained for today?
I had last seen Bowler Hat walking
west of the bank so I stared my search there, but saw no sign of him?
You would think that someone dressed like him would stand out?
Attract attention? No such luck.
From my rooftop perch, with my hand
held Binoculars I scanned the few blocks around the Bank but still
could not find him. I jumped to the top of the 7/11, jumped to a
power line and swung my self across to the roof of the Laundromat.
From there I took a shortcut over the roof of a Real Estate Office
and landed in the ally behind the Mexican Restaurant. From there it
was a quick leap to the Fire Escape of the Hospital and then I could
swing from that roof to my next target.
Half way across the Hospital roof I
spotted a Brown Bowler Hat in the Parking Lot across the street.
“Got you!”
I took a running jump, hit the sky at
a break neck speed, pulled my self in to a dive. Hit the pavement in
front of him and came up swinging for his gut! Only to find the
Parking Lot was empty, all I had done was frighten a few Pigeons.
“What the hell?”
How did he move so fast, was he a
Teleporter as I had suspected? That would explain a lot? Still,
something did not feel right.
I had met maybe Two people who could
actually Telport during my Years as a Crime Fighter and there was a
feel to the Air when they vanished. Like the sky just before a
Thunderstorm breaks, that smell of Ozone was unmistakable. It was
also missing from the Parking Lot? Whatever Mr Bowler Hat was, he was
not a Telporter.
When in doubt, return to the scene of the Crime. I was up and leaping back to the bank before the Pigeons had time to return to there perch.
When in doubt, return to the scene of the Crime. I was up and leaping back to the bank before the Pigeons had time to return to there perch.
I spent about Fifteen minutes skulking
around the bank looking for some clue as to Mr Hats motives and where
he might have gone? Sadly I found nothing.
The story had not changed. He robed
only the Tellers windows and then seemed to vanish. Each witness
swore he had been there a few Minutes but it was only a few seconds
when I stood at the Door and there was no way he could have made it
past me.
All the evidence seemed to suggest
someone able to move at Super Speed, a rare power in deed and it
would explain everything, yet still it did not sit right in my Brain.
There was something I was missing, but there was little else I could
do at the moment but wait.
I returned to the Bakery and went
about finishing my day. After working my way through the Police line
I was able to make my deposit. I also did some snooping around the
interior of the bank and make not of the placement of the Security
Cameras. I hoped they had caught some forage of Mr Bowler hat that I
could view to see if I was missing anything?
I took my lunch, set up the bakery for
Tomorrow and returned home to consult the Web for any more
information on the Case did several searches to see if there was any
information on Mr Hat or if he had ever appeared before but came up
blank.
He was it seemed an enigma, and I
decided to call him Enigma because calling him Mr Bowler hat was a
little silly.
I did my workout, took a shower and hit
the bed for a power nap.
Around 7PM I was up and out and on my
way back to the Bank to watch the Security feed. In the days before
WI-FI, security cameras were pretty much just glorified VCR hookups.
Now thanks to modern technology everything is kept on the computers,
so the Security feed from the robbery can go to the Police,the
Insurance Investigators and still be on the main frame back at the
bank. Which allows someone like me, to hack into that feed and watch
it from the Comfort of the Bank rooftop.
I watched the replays a few times and
still could not make heads or tails over what I was seeing. What ever
Enigmas powers were, it made the feed nothing more then a blur. I saw
him enter, saw me at the door. Saw people in the Bank hit the floor
but the actual act? That was just a Blur?
Weird.
Now normally when the evidence trail
in a Crime runs dry you “round up the usual suspects” as they
say, which is to say you consult with your local snitch maybe ruff a
few thugs up to get some insight in to the workings of the Criminal
Underworld this Month. While I was no stranger to strong arming a few
snitches in my time, something about this told me I would be wasting
my time.
I don't have any super powers, just
Years of training that makes me One of the best in the World at what
I do. When you live this life and you are not Bulletproof you develop
other skills to compensate. One of them being a keen sense of
perception and insight and right now my Sixth Sens was telling me
that questioning the local Low Life about Mr Enigma would get me no
closer to the truth. There was a sens of the dramatic about all this
and almost a tangible sens of for lack of a better word Sadness? Mr
Enigma would be just that, an Enigma and if I did not figure this out
soon I suspected I would never know what happened today.
I still did not think he was able to
Telport, but Super Speed was still on the list of possible
explanations.
I took to the air again, leaping from
Roof to Roof and swinging across the Skyline. I had One last hunch to
look into before I called it a night and drowned my confusion in a
turkey sandwich.
The One thing that stood out about Mr
Enigma was of course the Hat, so my next stop was the only Hat Shop
within a 5 Mile radius of the Bank. It was a wild guess that Enigma
would be the kind of Man who only bought the best in Hats, but it was
all I had.
Hey Kid Sidekick, world's greatest
Detective. How do you spend your evenings?
Siting on top of a hat shop playing
video games on my smart phone.
I sat at the hat shop for about an
Hour,wracking up a new high score but other then that it seemed to be
a waste of Time, I was just about to start my trip back home when I
caught movement down the block from where I was sitting. Could have
been nothing but I chose to leap over there and investigate anyway.
Sailing across the skyline with
nothing between me and sidewalk doom but years of training and 100
feet of Swing Line. While I never get tired of that sensation, I
thought to my self for about the 800th time that I really
should get my self a Motorcycle or some better forum of
transportation. Sadly the Kid Sidekick Mobile just sounds silly!
Still, I should get myself One.
I landed with ease on the roof of the
hair cut place and looked to where I saw the movement and there he
was, my bowler hat wearing Enigma. Even as I dived for him he
vanished. I landed with ease, rolled and sprung up as he appeared
across the street.
“Hey!” I yelled as I gave chase.
He did not flee from me, just casually walked further away from me.
He turned a corner and when I did, he of course was not there.
Instead he was standing inside the hair cut place that I was only a
moment ago standing on top of?
Was he taunting me? I looked right at
him as he stood there in that building. His expression was not
sarcastic or insulting, just sort of melancholy?
Even as I watched he seemed to vibrate
for a second and then vanish.
This was not an example of Super Speed
as I had first thought nor was he Teleporting. No, this was something
else. Something I had read about but till now never seen.
When I was training under my former
mentor The Hood, he would make me spend Hours studying the various
members of our masked fraternity. Villains, Heroes, powered and not.
Even the retired and dead one's! If the Hood had any information on
them, he made me memorize it, just in case.
Within those Files was documentation
on a mysterious individual who was active in the 80's and early 90's,
whose appearance and powers were very similar to the individual I was
now chasing.
That gave me an idea as to where I
would find my bowler hat wearing culprit next.
I took a moment to catch my breath and
chomp down on a Granola bar I had in my “Utility Belt.” Then I
was off again,pondering the weird, wonderful and often annoying world
that was being a Super Hero.
In China Town, Jack is told to “Follow
the Money.” Which goes for my line of work as well, follow the
Money. Or in this case, follow the trail back to the start. So that's
what I did.
I returned to the very corner when I
had seen my elusive pray the first time..
Sure enough, there he was. Across the
street walking along as if he did not have a care in the world. I ran
a few scenarios in my mind and came to a conclusion that I wanted to
resolve this with as little violence as possible so I just yelled and
waved at him. Hands up,showing no obvious signs of threat I walked
towards him.
His expression was again just
melancholy, world weary as they say. As if he had seen to much. I
waited to see if he would vanish again and when he did not I got as
close to him as I could and addressed him.
“Look, I don't know what why you
robed that bank, I get the feeling you are in some kind of trouble?
Maybe I can help you, just return the money and tell me whats going
on.”
He looked at me, sadly. Then smiled
and spoke. His voice was low,gravely and emotionless
“Help me? No it's far to soon for
that.”And, then he vanished again!
“Oh come on!”
I kicked at a piece of junk on the
sidewalk out of frustration and looked around for him. Wait, what had
he said? To Soon for that? Not to late, but to soon?
Well that pretty much confirmed my
hunch. He was not a Speedster or even a Telporter, no he was quite
another rare forum of problem. He was a Time Traveler!
“Why cant it ever just be a guy
robbing a 7/11? I miss that, I really miss that!”
I had a hunch where I would find him
and I wanted this resolved soon,Time Travel never ends well for any
one involved.
In the recorded history of super
powered individuals, there are only four accounts of Time Travel.
Cinder “Pandora” Elowie, who had the ability to open portals to
different dimensions and times. She was over in Europe.
Archive, a robot from the year 2450 who was sent back to record events in our time. It self destructed at the end of it's mission over 11 years ago.
HG Wells who had not just written about time travel but invented it as well before retiring and living out his life back in his own time.
The fourth was an individual who had referred to himself as the Visitor and had meddled in super human affairs in the late 90's.
Archive, a robot from the year 2450 who was sent back to record events in our time. It self destructed at the end of it's mission over 11 years ago.
HG Wells who had not just written about time travel but invented it as well before retiring and living out his life back in his own time.
The fourth was an individual who had referred to himself as the Visitor and had meddled in super human affairs in the late 90's.
My time traveling bank robber sure
looked a lot like the the description of the Visitor in the files.
I waited at the spot where I was
pretty sure he would appear next, I had some time to think things
through and equip my self with a few extra surprises for my Enigma.
I did not have long to wait. The air
hissed and there he was. He smiled when he saw me and tipped his hat.
“I see what they say about you is
True. You are quite the detective Kid Sidekick.”
“Thanks I guess. I still want this
to end with out a fight sir! Just tell me what's going on and return
the money. Please let me help you?”
“Oh the Mooney? It was never about
the Money. You should have seen that by now? Am I to early?”
“What,no? What? “
He laughed, a low gravely sound.
“It was not about the Money Kid
Sidekick. It was about being seen, being remembered When you are like
me,unstuck in time. All that matters at the end is that History
remembers you. Will you remember me William Kids?”
How the hell did he know my name?
“Remember you? You are hard to
forget . I'm not sure what it is you are doing but you know I can't
let you continue?”
“And why is that?”
“You robed a bank!”
“Did I? I am sure you will find all
the Money is where it is supposed to be as if it never happened. Much
like me.”
His Time Travel logic was giving me a
Migraine.
“Fine, fine. This has all been about
making people remember you. Making me remember you? Then help me
understand? Help me to remember you! Do I need to take a picture of
you or something?”
“If I have broken no laws then there
is no need for us to have this conversation. While I appreciate you
desire to be the hero in this encounter Kid Sidekick. I am afraid
there is no room for William Kids in my story.”
He smiled again and took a step back.
I can not explain this to you any more
then I already have,will have. Going to. I can tell you though that
in a minuet you will be gone! Or will I?”
The air made a sound like a balloon
pooping and he was gone?
The sound he made when he ripped his
Time Travel hole in reality was becoming unmistakable, like white
noise on a radio and then the pop of the air rushing back in to fill
the void.
I pondered his implied threat that I
would not be hear in a minuet?
Then the noise came, followed by the
pop followed by a fist aimed at my chin.
Fortunately I was already moving a
Second before he appeared and as he regained his balance I was
rewarded with a momentary look of surprise on his face.
I did not give him a chance to recover
as I tossed the first of the surprises I had packed just for him.
Suddenly the air was alight with dozens of tinny sparks and then
Multi collard ribbons and the smell of sulfate. A simple firecracker
but it did have the added effect of distracting him. As he fought to
rid his vision of the steamers, I went to work!
I palm slapped his Ears then followed
with a pressure point strike to his Neck, then a Fist to the spot
between his Eyes. All less then lethal moves designed to take a
normal opponent out! Sadly he was no normal opponent and this fight
was going to go the distance
Truly I did not want to hurt him, my
plan was to render him immobile and unable to vanish. I still thought
I could help him. He had other ideas.
While he displayed no actual knowledge
of the Martial Arts, he was unbelievably fast and still able to shift
in and out of Reality for a blink, Making him very hard to fight, but
fight him I did.
“You can not help me Kid Sidekick!
Just remember me!”
I remembered him bruising my Ribs or
making my Nose bleed or the pain in my Leg! I remember punching him
in the Stomach,slamming his Head in to the wall and spin kicking him
into oblivion. He was fast,tough and driven but I, well I was Kid
Sidekick!
Fist to Chin, Knee to Stomach. Elbow
to right side of Face,Elbow to the left. Knee to Stomach. For every
move he made, I countered He would Blink in and out and I would
compensate, he gave as good as he got but after a Minuit or so it was
obvious I was winning. He was staggered, stumbling, bleeding. Yet he
would not step down, every One of his blows was made with furry and
dedication. Every One of mine was delivered with Surgical precession
for maximum effectiveness
“Stand down man! Stand down. It's
over! I’ve won.”
Panting he looked at me with new found
respect.
“How? How did you do that. How can
you know what I am going to do?”
I smiled
“When you shift, it makes a very
specific sound. I just listened for it, once I learned your pattern I
just moved out of the way.”
He laughed
“I knew it was you, someone had to
remember me and I knew it was you.”
He looked at the night sky and smiled
again.
“The problem with being unstuck in
time Kid Sidekick is after a while, no one remembers you. Time does
not like a abnormality like me, it rushes to fill the holes my
condition creates. In the end, I will only be a whisper.”
He shifted again and I felt pain
explode in the back of me head, where had he go that brick!
He pounded me again and again with the
Brick, my Skull was rattling and I was almost blind from the blood in
my Eyes.
Remember what I said, real fights are
never as pretty or amazing as they appear on film.
I rammed a Elbow into his Chest, spun
and delivered a hay maker to his Chin. Another Knee to the Stomach
and another blow to the ears. He staggered, I flicked my wrist and
the second surprise I had brought slipped in to my Hands. With all my
might I swung the Taser Rod in to the side of his Head. It was like
getting hit my an electrified baseball bat.
He was on his Knees after that, unable
to move as the electricity did it's job.
He hung there panting,groaning and
then laughing
“Now William kids, now is the Time.”
With that he vanished again.
I waited a minuet,5 minuets then 10
but he did not return to the fight.
I spent the rest of the night
patrolling, looking for him, for some sign of my enigma? My Visitor?
Nothing.
I got home around 3 AM and grabbed a shower and a Coffey I had to open the Bakery at 5 so I just chose to stay up and get this all down. Trying to remember every word, every movement but even as I spoke these words to the Talk to Text on my Computer my Mind was slowly going blank
I got home around 3 AM and grabbed a shower and a Coffey I had to open the Bakery at 5 so I just chose to stay up and get this all down. Trying to remember every word, every movement but even as I spoke these words to the Talk to Text on my Computer my Mind was slowly going blank
I got to the Bakery and started up the
ovens for the morning orders. I drank another Coffey and was glancing
at the newspaper when I saw an article that intrigued me.
Today was the 10th
Anniversary of the Death of One Ron Lieberman I had no idea who Ron
Lieberman was or why his Death was so important as to need an
anniversary but as I looked at the picture of him. Bowler Hat and all
, I realized that Ron Lieberman looked a lot like someone I had
recently met, someone who was desperate to be remembered.
Ron Lieberman looked a lot like the
Visitor, a lot like.......
Wait?
The Visitor?
Why am I thinking about him? I can't
remember.