Saturday, September 13, 2014

A tale from Crossroads


The air tasted like despair,fear and Bacon.
Things with no name skittered and crawled about.
The night Clung to the sides of walls like a Lover.
Somewhere a dog barked, somewhere a Woman Screamed, somewhere something ancient stirred.
In other words it was a normal morning in CROSROADS.
Crossroads, if the World had a center, then this was the Town farthest from it. It was a town of last chances and lost souls. The final stop before the WASTELAND.

No one came to CROSRAODES because they wanted to, they came because they had no where else to go. Some came to prove them selves, some to escape them selves. Some came to hide, others to seek, and some came because they had herd the call of the Lost god demanding they come east. East, always east. They came to this place, some stayed, some kept going, many died.

It was the way of things.

She had come to CROSROADES because no place else would have her, the body of an Eight year old, the mind of a genius and the soul of, well that’s the thing isn’t it. If MELODY DRAC had a soul it was not wholly hers, she shared part of it with the Thing. She had not been born, more like made. An instrument to bring about the Apocalypse, destined for great and horrible things. Yet when the time came, the elder chaos that had molded her changed it's mine.

Basically immortal, forever trapped in the body of an eight Year old Girl. She had wandered the world, her moment of destiny long past and thus, she found her self just another inhabitant of Crossroads. No longer special, just there to spend the rest of her time on this world doing.....


“Anything, just give me something to do! Mallik.”

“What do you think I have for you to do Little God?”

“I don't know, just anything. It's been so dull around hear lately and you always seem to have a bit of trouble that needs doing.”

The burly blacksmith took a moment to glance at the Small Child standing in his Shack of a Shop. On the Surface she appeared to just be an Eight year old girl with Black Pigtails, pale skin in a cute dress. It was only when you looked in her Black Eyes that you saw a glimmer of the terror she almost was.

“I don't what you expect of me, I am just a Blacksmith.”

She stamped her foot.

“Your no more Blacksmith then I am a School Girl. I'm Bored!”
“Your always Bored Little god, we had this talk a week ago.”
“Yes and you gave me something to do”
“If you mean the matter with the Hanged man and the Missing River pearls, I only suggested you might look in the hut of Ol' Mama Grim.”
“Yes, see and that was exciting. I had to fight a Naga, it had huge teeth Bit a hole in me the Size of a human fist. Bleed for hours.”
“You seem fine to me.”
“I heal fast and bore quickly, I cant help it. Its how I was made. Come On Mallik, I know you have something. It's so bloody hot this season and no one wants to play with me.”

“Maybe they do not like the way you Play?”

“That was One time and the Goblins got the Green fire out, eventually”

“It burnt for Three days.”
“I said eventually Look, ill sweep up the shavings that’s how bored I am.”

She moved towards the Broom hanging from his wall, knowing full well that the Burly Blacksmith could not stand any one cleaning his Shop but him.

“Fine, fine. I did hear one thing.”

She almost quivered with anticipation, and to say the Blacksmith did not take some degree of pleasure in his ability to manipulate her would be a lie.

“You know Qwelip, the Ogre guide?”

“Of course I do.”

“He's late coming back from his last run.”

“How late?”

“Day, maybe to. Istavan is going to be angry.”

There are those who still believe that beyond the Waste was a Ancient land of great beauty and even greater Wealth .Year after Year a handful of Brave and often foolish Adventures would come to Crossroads seeking a way to reach that land so as to claim there share of its fabled Wonder.
Qwelip the Ogre was one of the few beings who “Claimed “ to know the way to this fabled land and would offer his Strength and Skill as Guide and Guard to any One willing to pay his Price. He had never failed to return from his Voyages, the same could not always be said about those he traveled with.

A few weeks Ago, Istavan had trusted Qwelip with a mission in to the Waste, what it was no one had dared to ask. There were several reason why this was Interesting to Melody Drac, first off anything powerful enough in the Waste to slow down or even-God's forbid-kill an Ogre was a threat not to be taken lightly, but far worse then that was if Qwelip was late, then Istavan would be mad. Istavan being mad was never a good thing, most if not all the Inhabitants of Crossroads avoided the Old Lich Istavan if they could out of Fear and respect. It was Istavan's power that often kept the City safe from the things in the Wasteland.

“So, if I could find out what happened to Qwelip, then Istavan would be in my debt?”

“I never said such a thing, simply told you what I herd.”

Melody Drac flashed a smile and went running off, the blacksmith went back to his work happy in the knowledge that he had once again manged to manipulate the her.


Melody began her quest at the Home of Qwelip in an attempt to search for Clues to where the Ogre had gone and what the mission had been.

Home is not quite the right word for it, it was more like it was a Large box made out of Iron, Spikes and the Skulls of slain enemies The Iron Hut of Qwelip One of the few buildings in Crossroads Melody had yet to sneak in to, so she took double joy in ransacking the Home, and if a few of the Ogres possessions fell in to her Pockets? Well it was his fault for not guarding them better.

Ten Minutes latter, she surveyed the devastation she had caused to the interior of the iron hut and stamped her foot in frustration.

“Nothing, not a darn clue.”

She was down but not out, she knew that the Ogre always got his provisions for his Journey from Rodger, one of the Towns resident Traders.

Slamming the door behind her she walked to the Shop, as she did she sniffed the air. It smelled the way it always did, of Misery and Death.

Sometimes she missed the Tropical Breezes and Sunlight of the place she had been “born”. Sadly she could never return to that place, they still had not forgiven her for the “Green Fire Incident.”

Rodger was a Muleskinner by Trade. He was one of the only places to acquire Beasts of Burden this far north and somehow always had a healthy stock of Donkeys and Mules on hand. Like all of the other Buildings in Crossroads his Stable was a cobbled together structure made out of whatever materials the builders could find at the time. The stench of hay and Animals assaulted her nose as she stepped under the awning to speak to Rodger.

Rodger was a thin, dark skinned human with long stringy hair and beard. Rumor had it that his reasons for coming to Crossroads had something to do with an unhappy marriage ? It did not pay to ask people there past's in this Forsaken place and Melody frankly did not care.

“Qwelip is missing, I need to find him! Where did he go?”

“Hello to you to, you strange Little girl. Tell me, how is it you always have the same dress on and it is never dirty?”

“I don't ask you your secrets, you don't ask mine! The Ogre, where did he go?”

“Why would I know?”

“Qwelip always got his supply’s and Donkeys from you before he set out, so you must have an idea?”

“Well I assume he went the same way he always goes. Taking the old Spice road north to the Pale temple , then east to Volsak and across the Mountains”

“He's never been late before, he should have been back two days ago? You must have some idea what was different this time?”

The thin man rubbed his beard and thought

“Well come to think of it,he did take an extra donkey and two coils of Rope instead of one. “

“And?”

“Oh, and Three pairs of Slave Chains, Weird thing to ask for.”

“No, I can think of a lot of reasons to ask for Slave chains. Holding someone against there will being Number one.”

“Well that’s all I know, try the old Spice road. If there are signs of him anywhere, it would be there”

“I'll give it a look. Thanks.”

“Will you be wanting a Mule then, traveling Supply’s, food?”

“Nope.”

“It takes 2 days to get to the Pale Temple, three if the Fog is in. You just a Little whip of a thing! You will need supply’s”

A look of anger came across her face.

“No, no I wont.”

She turned and walked out.

As it turned out, despite looking like a Child, Melody was not in any way shape or forum a Human child. Her Aberrant origins granted her many strange Blessings, such as not needing to eat or drink. She could consume food and had quite a fondness for Limes, but she did not need to. Also she hardly ever slept, she could go days with out needing to rest. Walking from Crossroads to the Pale Temple was no more a burden to her then walking down the Block was.

The wasteland was the home of a multitude of Beasts both Fantastic and Horrid, any one foolish enough to travel this Nightmare realm would do so With good Armor and a sharp Blade.

Melody Drac took nothing with her but for the cloths on her back, a lantern for when it got dark, SA few bits of food in a basket and a Knife. Many a Savage eye watched her as she walked down the Old Spice Road but none chose to attack the child. Perhaps the sensed the Dark malevolence that lived within her?

The Old Spice Road was nothing but a few cobblestones lain into the Harsh Desert Sand, perhaps once they stretched across this place like a Shining path leading to the fabled Exotic Ports far to the North, who knew. Now they were just another strange sight in the Wasteland.

Harsh winds and biting sand waged a war with the small frame of the child as she trudged across the land, driven by her restless boredom she kept going where a wiser soul might seek shelter.

Eventually as the Afternoon became dusk, Melody had to admit it might be good to did in and wait out the wind. It's not like she was expected anywhere.

Seeking shelter she left the road and found the Shelton of what might have been a Dwelling of some type, 2 Bare stone walls and the remains of a roof were enough for her. She hunkered down in the Safety of the Corner, threw a hood over her head and waited.

As night fell and the Wind showed no sign of Stopping, she lit her lantern. Took a Lime out of her basket and began to snack on the Sour Fruit. It reminded her of Home, that strange island where she had been born. The Fated Chosen on to bring about the end of all things. She had been a princes then, worship by those who would see the end of all things. Madness was her plaything, then when the appointed time came and went and the realization that her Creator, apparently had Changed it's mind.

There was Little use for a Avatar when the God fails to show and her followers quickly fled, seeking new evils to worship.

Alone, she wandered the Streets of that town, wallowing in all it had to offer. She loved the Ocean and the salty air, the firelight, the laughter. The Boats, gods how she loved the Boats. She was alone and alive, the child of Chaos surrounded by Infinite Chaotic Possibility

Then she had to go get involved with the Goblins and the Whole Green fire thing.

She missed the Ocean, but somehow she had found a new home in Crossroads, the place where you go when you have no place else to go. She had found employment of a sort, letting her eternal curiosity and boredom drive her to one strange Adventure after another. It was a purpose of sorts. Perhaps someday, maybe in a Decade or Two she would find her way Back to that island but for now.

So lost she was in her Memories of her past, she did not hear the thing till it wandered in to the flickering of her lamp.

It appeared to be a Child, smaller then her. Nothing but Rags hanging off its thin forum, but its Evil toothless Grim and foul smell told her it was no child.

“Ghoul! Get they gone. You will find no sustenance here this night!”

The Undead child thing just moved towards her, drooling with hunger. It was fast and stronger then it's small frame should be and the stench was foul enough to render a normal human week with nausea.

Melody Drac, was of course no ordinary Human.

In a split second she was on one end of the Ruin, the Ghoul the other. Then in a Blink of an eye, she was behind the Undead Abomination, holding it's decapitated head.

Dark Goo dripped off her Knife, the corpse fell and she tossed the Head in to the Night.

She flicked her knife clean and walked over to the remains. Kicking them with her feet.

“Hum, these rags look familiar?”I know I have seen that blue before?”

She spoke to no one but herself and the wind, but sometimes it was ok to think out loud yes?

The rest of the Night passed uneventfully and She huddled in her corner and fell into what passed for Sleep for her, random images flashed before her minds eye. Sometime during her “rest” a small Hell Hound came in to the ruin seeking shelter and sustenance, she paid the Dog Like thing no mind as it devoured the corpse of the Undead Child.
Dim light woke her and she stretched, devoured a Hard boiled egg from her basket and began her Quest anew. Perhaps sensing a free meal and a fellow lost soul, the Hell Hound bounced along behind her. To anyone seeing this, the Image of 8 Year old Girl and her Puppy walking along in the Wasteland might seem ridicules.
What was known of the Pale Temple was part rumor , part tall tale and part history. The Bone White Ruin now acted as a land mark to those walking the Waste, and story’s of Treasure still locked away inside its Shape occasionally led to an Tomb Robber to explore it.

The Story goes that it was Once a True Holly place, a bastion of Light and Hope where mighty Paladins and Knights camped before taking there Holly Quest into the Waste to battle the Evil there.

Perhaps that was true, if so it was long ago. Now it was just another haunted ruin in the Waste.


Melody and her new companion arrived at the Pale Temple around 10 AM. She stood on a Dune watching it while the Hell Hound playfully chased Scorpions. She saw no signs of habitation?
“Hum?”
Strangely enough she had yet to visit the Pale Temple so she was enjoying the new Sights and Smells of the ruins. Her Black Eyes scanned the area, but still she saw no signs of any one passing this way.
An Ogre would leave a trail, they were just to large not to. Even One as familiar with the Waste as her Quarry,. There should be some sign, smoke, the smell of cooked meat. Anything?
There was nothing.

She steeped into the Shadow of the Pale Temple and the Smell hit her like a hammer!

Its Foulness, its wrongness assaulted her and she felt dizzy for a second, it was a sensation she had not felt in quite a while. She did not like it.

“Ghouls, a lot of them!”

Her lantern exposed the interior of the Pale Temple. Ghouls, at least a dozen. Perhaps more? Most of them, Children. It would seem that whenever evil was afoot, Children were always the first to Suffer.

She noticed in the Flickering light of the lantern, that at least Four of the Ghouls wore Slave Chains. She did not have to take long to figure out where they came from.

“Oh Qwelip what have you done?”

She had no more time for idle speculation, the Ghouls sensing a Fresh Meal fell upon her. Within Seconds she was bombarded by Clawed fingers and sharp teeth. Tearing at her clothing, her hair, her flesh. Pain was no stranger to her, and she had always counted on her ability to recover quickly from any wound. One or even two opponents she could deal with, but a dozen ?

The ripping, the tearing, the screaming. It was to much, even for he, Blackness took her finally after One of the Ghouls ripped off her arm.
She came to in darkness, the stench was that of a slaughterhouse. Pain still wreaked her body and fear, something she was a stranger to. She was used to causing fear, but feeling it. Did she in fact, fear for her life? Was there some spark of Humanity in her after all?

The slab she lay on was cold, the room was dark. Not that she needed light, as she expected she was bound to the top of a Sarcophagus. Ghouls moved about her field of Vision.

She herd the rattling of Slave Chains and the unmistakable sound of a Blade being drawn across a Sharpening Stone. A Dry chuckling echoed about the pale tomb.

Most of the damage the Ghouls had caused had already begun to heal, the missing arm might take a bit though. She marshaled what strength she had and waited for her “host” to appear.

She did not wait long.

In Life Qwelip the Ogre had stood Eight foot tall and was at least Three Hundred pounds of Mussel and Gristle, in death? He was a gaunt figure, with folds of flesh hanging off of him like Melted wax. His hair had grown long and Stringy, his nails had become Claws and his teeth, already designed to fit the mouth of an Apex Predator were now even more so, but it was the Stench that came off the Ogre that convinced Melody that the Ogre she had Known back at crossroads was no more.

“Oh pretty, pretty girl. You came looking for Qwelip but Qwelip found you instead.”

The voice was coarse and Sing Song, not at all like the Brutish Ogre

“Your not Qwelip, I don't know what you are but your no Ogre?”

“No Ogre, do I not were this shape well. Am I not tall, am I not Strong, am I not Scary!”

His foul face was suddenly inches from hers and the stench was so powerful that for the First time in her life she had to vomit.

With she did in a very unladylike like fashion over the Side of her Prison.

“What are you, not a Ghoul? Some type of Ghoul King?”

“Very good Girl. I was just a empty spirit trapped in this Pale temple. A memory of what once was, until this body. This Ogre came by. Oh I had seen him before, he had passed by this place many time. Then for some reason he entered the Pale temple, searching for something? He came in to my domain and I claimed him as my Own!”

“Once his Spirit was drained from this Fleshy vessel, it was easy for me to take it's place! The body of an Ogre and the spirit of a WARGHOUL!”

“What do you want from me, and these children? Where did you find them all?”

“Here, there. Your pathetic Little Crossroads is not the Only oasis of life in this Barren Wasteland, did you not know that?”

“Er , no I did not?”

“Humph! Well then you have been lied to by the Lords of Crossroads, because I assure you there are plenty of other tasty Fleshy bodies out ether!”

“News to me! You haven’t answered me. Why children? What do you want?”

“Children are easy to corrupt and there souls are the most powerful! I will raise my Army of Ghouls and March on the Citizens of Crossroads, White Palm, Socket and the other Bastions of Life and feast!”

“As for you, your diffient? You should be Dead, yet hear you lay. Asking questions, barley scratched after my Servants attacked you! How is this so Little girl?”

Melody took a breath, trying not to gag on the stench. She looked about her prison, the huddled bodies of the Children. Ripped away from there Families and turned in to this Foul conglomeration of Flesh and Death. Something deep in her stirred, some aspect of the Child she might have been had Fate not chosen her Dark Destiny. Some Spark of Empathy perhaps, she did not know? All she knew was she felt sadness for them. She felt a Longing for her Island Birthplace that she may never see again. She felt for all the individuals she had met at Crossroads, not friends because no one in that place had friends, but still they were something to her. Most of all she felt Disgust and Anger for this thing, this Warghoul.

What was she?

Perhaps it was time to show him, time to remind them all as to what in fact she was.

“You want to know what I am? You mean you don't know?”

“Tell me so that I may enjoy your suffering even more!”

“My name is Melody Drac, I am the last of the Drac family line. Heir to the Fortune of Xavier Gordon. I am the only Survivor of the fall of the Ivory Throne, the Sinking of Richter. Now I am just a runaway living in Crossroads, but before all that. I am something else. Want to know what?”

“Stop your prattling Girl, my Hordes hunger! How is it you lie there healing when you should be Dieing?”

“That’s easy. I am the Great Green Fire!”

They still talk about the Great Green Fire back on that Island, how it Burnt for Three days! They still talk about it, those who survived the Burning of Richter. The Great Green Fire, her “Birth right”. Deep in her, in the part of her that was not Human. That part of her that had been forged to be the instrument of the undoing of the World, the Green fire Awoke!

It moved like something alive!. It gave off no heat but everything it touched burnt. It clung to things like Glue and anything it burnt turned into small green ash! It could be shaken off like droplets of oil, but any where even a spark fell burnt. Burnt in the way nothing ever forged should burn, it was the power of the Thing that had First called to her at the moment of her Birth, crafted her to be the instrument of its wrath and then left her behind when it Changed its mind.

Melody Drac was the Goddess of Green Fire and around her the Pale Temple burnt. The Warghoul, it's Minions and 150 years of History screamed out as everything her gaze fell upon became nothing but Green Ash.

Those who saw it would talk about it, but in a few days it became just another tale of the Waste

Melody awoke to the sound of Water and the Smell of Mold and Ash. She opened her eyes to see that she had fallen through the Floor of the Temple and into a small Cavern by a slow moving Underground Stream. Perhaps the Water source for the Temples Wells?

Around her danced small Green motes of light that looked like Fire Fly’s. Patches of Yellow Mold clung to the walls of the Cavern and seemed to pulsate at her presence?

She smiled.

In all things a Balance her Mentor had told her after she had let the Fire lose that first time. A simple thing like Yellow Mold, it fed of Heat, the greater the heat the more it spread. It was one of the few things her Power could not touch and while the Fire brought Death to so many, to this small thing it brought life.

In all things a balance?

She ran her hand along the mold and giggled as it responded to her.

Then she frowned as she beheld her damaged and nude forum.

“Every time, every damned time!”

It took an Hour for her Arm to finish regrowing and all her wounds to heal, but only a few seconds for her to create a new Dress for herself out of the Green Energy. Over the Years She had found many other uses for her Green Fire besides just destruction.

It took her another half an Hour to follow the Stream to a Well and climb out. She sat in the Shadow of the Well House as the last of her Fire burnt the remains of the Pale Temple and it's secrets away.

She felt bad for the Children, for Qwelip. She felt a pang of Hunger, a hint of excitement but mostly...

“Bored now!”

She stood up and started Walking, the Warghoul had mentioned other places where people lived in the Waste besides Crossroads? An oasis he called them! A bastion of life!

She had no reason to go back to Crossroads, the idea of informing them that Qwelip was dead, sort of at her hands did not fill her with Joy. Perhaps she would seek out these other places, or perhaps she would follow the Spice Road and see if the tales of the great Trade Ports to the North were true.

It had been a long time since she had seen the Ocean after all.

She picked at Random direction, smiled as the Hell Hound pup appeared over the Rim of the ruins and then she started Walking.

She had a sudden craving for Toast.


PERSONA

Melody Drac- The Goddess of Green Fire, the last living member of the Drac family. She was "born" to bring about the end of the world, but when the time came the Ancient evil that had created her-Changed its mind.
 
Mallik- Manipulative Blacksmith

Mama Grim- Alchemist

The Hanged Man-A ghost

Qwelip- Ogre guide

Istavan- The master of Crossroads

Rodger-trader, stable owner and muleskinner.

Warghoul, Evil spirits that can possess the living and create Ghouls

Ghouls-Flesh eating Undead.

Friday, September 5, 2014

Unfinished professor mad Story


Heroes never win/Villains always lose



Ya know its weird?

There are not a lot of guys in the Biz with super speed. There are like at least 40 Who can fly that I know of, then you got your Guys who can Telport and Your Gals who can "Leap tall buildings" and guys who swing about the City like Tarzans. Heck there are even a Handful of Super Swimming Types

It's weird though considering all the weird, wonderful powers that are out there right now, but I can not think of One Member of the fraternity of Super beings that has Super Speed?

I'm not talking Olympic Athlete Speed, I'm talking faster then a speeding sports car super speed. It's like the rarest power of all, like there is some unwritten cosmic law that says no one can run that fast.

Its not that a Body could not survive the speeds? Every guy who can fly has proven that wrong, so maybe there is just some difference between flight and running?

I must admit it bothered me.

There was One Guy, about 8 years ago called javelin, he could Run real fast but something happened to Him and he just vanished-Quit the Biz. Then if you go farther back, like to the golden days of the 80's! There were like a Dozen guys with Super Speed, all of them are retired or Dead now.

So what changed? Why are there guys who can fly, but not tone who can Rune like Lightning.

I tend to have a Lot of Free Time on my hands these days, so I guess I sort of Obsess over thing

Unfinished fari tale Idea


The evil Queen wins idea



1 You know the story. Evil queen, kind princess. Evil loses and the princess get the guy. Now what if just One time the evil Queen won?
Evil Queen Rose has Won the Kingdom and defeated the Good Princess Sadly taking over a kingdom and running it are two different things.

Now she finds threats both within and without her newly won kingdom, as well as dealing with that most powerful of Curses -Buracracy.

When her ruler ship is threatened by a power far greater then even her's, she is going to have to turn to the last person she ever thought she would ask for help from.\

Her happily ever after Sister Lilly



2: Evil Queen rose and her happily ever after sister Lilly are having a hard time ruling the kingdom

So when the Council of elders insist they take a Good Will tour of the Kingdom, the sisters see this as a chance to sway the population to there side.

But a very big, very bad wolf and yet another ancient power rise up to challenge her, Rose may regret ever taking the kingdom over in the first place.



3: Its been Six months since she took the Kingdom over and Rose is proving that she is more then able to run the place. In fact the Kingdom is more profitable now, then it ever was under the previous rulers

Once again threats both Supernatural and Political rise up to challenge Rose.

Her dark Army of Goblins are on Strike.

The Dragons demand she pay her debt to them

Worse still the Counsel of elders are demanding she get married

Some days it just does not pay to be the Evil Queen.



4: Rose has had enough, with the world against her and he sister Lilly far far away it's time for rose to remind them all just why she is known as the evil queen.

Unfinished Cyberpunk Story


Old Ghosts

A Cyber Generation Story.



Strangely enough as I grew Older the World had somehow once again become a much larger place then it used to be and far more quiet then I think any of us thought it would be in the Year 2055.

It was one of those perfect moments when everything just stops, there was no noise and nothing moving and everything was Empty as far as I could see and I for One did not mind it at all.

For me those moments were becoming far more frequent as of late as this once overcrowded Sprawl was becoming a Ghost Town with each passing day.

In the Year 2020 the Population of the earth was Several billion! Now, well between those who had died from the Various Bio Plagues to those who had died from One of any Number of wars to those who had just left to go to the Stars, well now that Number was far, far smaller.

As for some of us, those Die hard Solos like Myself who had fallen between the Cracks, we were far to jaded to Die and far to Cool to care.

Plus, no matter what even now, there was always another Angel to play, another war to fight, another Song to Sing and another Story to Wright and this tired old City , well she still had a few Tricks left for us.

It Was June, it was foggy, it was Wednesday. Johnny Spanglish and his Band were playing live and my good friend Jackson was buying and that dear Reader is how this story of Old ghosts began.

First though I should Introduce myself, my name? Well I had worn several over the Years and I had long Forgotten the One I was Born with so lets call me Tailor for this story shall we?

As for what I was doing walking the Empty Streets that Wednesday Afternoon? Well there are many names for what I had done in my life, I had started as a media -Oh I was so Young and full of myself back then, I was going to rip open all the Secrets of the Dirty Little Wars being fought just outside the Gleaming Walls of Neon city.

Then I took my First Bullet, blew out my Left Leg not Three days into the “Shit”. Well good Ol' John Q Uncle Sam was not going to let my Young Ass go to Waste, no Sir. They fixed up my leg nice and good they did with a brand new cyber leg and my Life as a Solo began. War back then did not make any sens, you never knew who you were fighting or why? You just garbed your Guns, Humped your Pack and Fought the good fight till someone told you to stop or you got hit.

I traded causes and names half a Dozen times before I found myself back in the Sprawl, after all the Crap I had seen I could never go back to Nice Clean neon city-Nope I was a Cowboy now.


So after the Wars I just drifted from Job to Job like every other Solo who did not fit in anywhere but the Sprawl. I ran Guns for the Nomads, Managed a Rock Band, Did Black Opp Mercenary Jobs down South for the Corps, even got Married for all of Five Seconds. Yeah I had my self a Time or two, Fuck I think Folk still talk about that Time Brennan and I Blew up that A.I !

Then the Apocalypse came...And went and after that


Well then it just did not matter as much did it..

So, Ol' Tailor stayed in the Sprawl and kept just Chugging along. Like I said there was always another problem to Solve and always another tale to tell and that my friend brings us back to the beginning now doesn’t it?

It was June, it was Foggy, It was Wednesday Johnny Spanglish and his band were playing live and my good friend Jackson was buying.

The Bar was old, like 1950's old. With real wood on the floor and real fish in the Tank. Guys like Sinatra and Shadow-jack had dinner in this place. Now it was as empty and forgotten as the rest of us.

“When are you going to let me upgrade that Leg of yours Tailor?”

“Give up Illira, you know My boy loves his gear just the way it is. Has a story for each one of them, don't you Tailor ?”

“Well I am comfortable with what I have, last time I let you upgrade my Cyber's I had a headache for Two Weeks Illira.”

“Yeah but it was a fun Tow Weeks Lover.”

She smiled, perfect white slightly sharpened teeth at me and brushed her shocking blue hair away from he Pink eyes..

“You changed it back to Blue?”

“I’ve been feeling Nostalgic”
She smiled again, Jackson stood up. Hugged me and then pointed to a chair, a Drink was already waiting for me.

Illira “The Mouse” was a Purist, she still worked in Chrome,Steal, Hydraulics’s and Circuits. Considered her self an Artist, had no use for the Bio Vat Grown parts. She was also a Registered Attorney and occasionally I guess she was the Jill to my Jack.

Jackson, well he was a lot of things, most of them loud. He made his living in the world of Vids now, he had that kind of face. The kind a Mo Cap rig loved, he could be any one and anything under the Green Screen. Before that, well like me his past is Multiple Choice depending on who you asked and which Lie he was telling. I knew he had seen Combat, lots of it. Maybe even more then me and that he was Deadly in a fight.

I did not care as long as he was buying and the Soup was as good as I remember it to be in this Place.

Spanglish and his Band were on stage and belting out One of there hits “No Matter Where You Go.”

“To what do I owe the pleasure Jackson?”

“Didn’t you here Lover, Jackson hit it big.”

“I just got back to this end of the Sprawl yesterday Illira, you know that. What did I miss.”

Our relationship was Chaotic at best, we enjoyed each others company and maybe even loved each other but we both had our wounds, sometimes I would wake up and she would be gone. Sometimes she would wake up and I would be. Maybe someday we could work each other out and walk off together into that Sunset, but not now. As it happened I had been “off the reservation” for a few, doing things that well, have nothing to do with this story.

I took a sip of my drink, it was Beer. Just good old fashioned Beer, I never could get a taste for all those weird designer drinks. Beer was good enough for me when I was a Grunt and it was good enough for me now.

“Go on.”

“I picked up a gig as a Doppelganger and get this not just any Doppelganger but someone very High Up in the corps. I cant tell you who but the Job pays 15K a week!”

“Shit!”

15K a week, that’s more then I ever made in my life, even during the whole thing with me, Brennan and the A.I. That was some serious Cred.

Being a Doppelganger was the Job to have if you worked in Jackson’s world, it was sort of a combination of Stunt Double and Decoy. The Doppelganger took on the role of the Client, looking like him, acting like him, taking all his meetings and risking a head shot every time the Doppelganger went out. It was more then just a Bod Sculpt, for the length of the Contract the Doppelganger “Was “ the client, personality chips made that a possibility

It was the ultimate in Life Model decoy and personally I had only herd of maybe Four Doppelgangers who survived the Job.

“Well, shit Jackson. That’s amazing, who is the Client?”

“You know I cant tell you that tailor.”

“Cant blame an Old Media like me for trying.”

I took another sip and studied Illira's Pink Eyes. My old “Spider Sens” was tingling, I sensed a Story and maybe a chance to share some of Jackson new found Wealth, before he got his Head Blown off.

“15 K, huh Jackson? A Week? Shit, I can think of maybe Eight guys in the Sprawl that can afford that.”

'Stop it tailor, you know I cant break Confidentiality.”

“When does the job start?”

“Tomorrow morning.”

“Whose doing the Sculpt? Professional Interest you know.”

“Ah that I can tell you Illira, its Sammy Haida.”

“Haida? He only works off shore, ADP* still has a Open Contract on him.”

“Guess he either did his time or the Client slipped ADP some Green, all I know is its Haida”

“He's a God Damned Master, and a Butcher from what I hear Jackson. Does things to Kids, hes another reason why I say stay away from that new Bio tech Shit. Give me good old made in the USA chrome any day!”

She slammed her Cyber arm down on the table to make her point, then put her Flesh arm on my shoulder.

I had herd of Haida, everyone had after he did the Body Sculpt for that Rock Star, first full Human to,”Monster” Conversion. He was good, and expensive and One sick bastard if you believed the Talk. He worked off shore, where ADP had no jurisdiction and his Clients could afford to pay off any Solos looking to collect Haidas Bounty.

“Hey Illira, its a Party. Don t bring it down, Lets drink, eat and enjoy the evening God damned Sprawl hardly ever has ones lovely as this huh?'

he smiled, leaned back with drink in his hand and looked around as if he owned the place, and for tonight he did.

So we ate, drank, swapped stories of the Old days, Danced to the sound of Johnny Spanglish and for a few hours pretended we were Human.

Around Midnight Jackson said his good buys, he had to be up and ready for his Sculpt at Six. He paid the Bill, walked out the door and vanished in to the back of a Peddle cab and the Fog.

Illira took my hand and guided me in to a kiss.

“What ya thinking Love?”

“What do you mean Mouse”. I playful kissed her back , we held each other and let the Fog cling to us.

“I know that look Tailor. You smell a Scobby*”

“Nah I'm just thinking?”

“Thinking gets us in trouble Mister.”

“Us?”

“Told ya, I'm feeling nostalgic Whats going on in that Big brain of yours old man?”

“Well Mouse, whens the last time you herd of any one Contracting a Doppelganger? And bringing in a High paid Doc like Haida? That’s serious, serious Green.”

“Yeah, its Corp Money. He said the Client was Corp.”

“What kind of Corp needs a Doppelganger, whens the last time a Corp ever touched Terra Frima? A Year, maybe Two?”

“Hum I see what you Mean.”

She paused for a Second, Snapped her fingers and Teasingly said

“Holly Money Clips Bat Man, theirs only One Corp in the Sprawl who can afford a Doppelganger, afford Haida and still has some connection to us Earth Dwellers.”

I played along

“Yes Old Chum, to the Bat Mobile!”

“We don't have a Bat Mobile.”

We singled a passing Pedi Cab and gave him Directions There was no reason for us to get involved in whatever Jackson was involved in. Most likely it would end badly, these things always did when the Corp's were involved. We should have gone home and made love, but Jackson was a friend and the man had just bought us Dinner. Didn’t seem right to let him do this on his own, and if Illira and I could walk away with some of that 15K burring a Hole in Jackson Pocket, well that would just be Disney* now wouldn’t it?

Follow the Money a wise man once said, Following the pedi cap would be pointless we would lose it in the Fog and besides we were unprepared for what Sharks might await us. No, a smart Runner follows the Money.

Fact: There was only One Corp that still dealt directly with the Sprawl. One corp that could afford a Doppelganger and actually need One and only One Corp that would be Brazen enough to ship Haida state side to preform the Doppelganger Conversion.

Domo Co.

Follow the Money: All we had to do , to barrow a Phrase is “Know where they are?” For that Illira needed to do a Run, we needed some place where she could Plug in and Data Mine the Information we needed. Nothing Fancy, a simple Cyber Cafe filled with Glitter Dolls and Cos Play Samurais, I shudder for the Future of my Sprawl. We ordered some Coffey and Illira Plunged in.

It wasn’t a deep run, nothing Fancy. She just needed to look up something simple, so simple that no One would bother to hide it because it was so simple. The Flight Times of Shuttles coming in to the Sprawl from L-1 Orbit, and after A few minuets of her run the Mouse found it.

“Get us some Muffins to Go Lover Boy, we need to book it to Lunar Port.”

“Lunar Port? That’s way out in the middle of nowhere?”

“Yeah I know but that’s where the 8:15 AM shuttle from L-1 booked by our friends up on high”

She pointed to the 4D poster of Domo Co on the wall, gulped down her Coffey and walked to the door.

“No Blueberry this Time Tailor, they tasted like Shiva last time.”

“There are no more Blueberry's Mouse, so yeah they do taste like Shiva”

I grabbed a few Cinnamon Muffins and One fake Blueberry just piss the Mouse off.”

A Pedi Cab would not get us out to Lunar Port by 8:15 AM, Lunar Port was out in what they used to call The Coast, back when there was still Water in the Ocean.




    • ADP=Armored Defense Police.
    • Scobby=Mystery
    • Disney=A happy ending.



Unfinished Mystical post Apocolipse Idea


The Once and Future Kings Of Rock!



The end of the world had come and gone pretty much exactly like the Book said it would! Explosions, Fire, Terror, Chaos, Horror and then the Second coming and the heavenly host and the creation of Gods Kingdom and the end of days.

What the book failed to mention is what happens after the world ended. After the One god left and the beast was vanquished and all the good souls went to their promised reward.

What about the rest of the Universe. What about the world after the end of the world?

That was kind of a surprise because there were other story’s before the one story and other gods before the One god and after the one god left.

They came back.

The old gods returned, some of them had never left. Kept alive by myths and legends and Hollywood.

The Norse gods and the Greek gods were the first, the Egyptian shortly after . The you had all those kami over in Asia

Then there were the others, the myths of people destined to come back.

Like the great magician, or the martial Artists, the king of rock or the Once and future king of England.

After the world ended,they all came back to fill the space left behind by those that had left.

And the world was not the only world, the universe was vast and infinite and old and there were other things out there older then any story just waiting for the end of days.

So that was the state of the world after the end of the world. Gods and monsters and Myths and a few normal joe's who had got passed over because they were not chosen.

It was a strange, scary, wonderful place.

This is one of the story’s of that time at the end of time. When all the old Myths and gods came back home.



Tuesday: 3:00 PM

A lone red car speeds down an empty dusty desert road, nothing behind it. Nothing in front of it. Just endless empty desert as a far off sun beats relentlessly down on the Highway.

The driver has the top down as the car speeds past the skull of a Tortoise. In the seat next to him is one of those cheep white Styrofoam colors, its filled with melted ice and bottles of water.

Static and phrases from rock Songs, sung by people long dead escape from his radio.

After a while he grabs a Bottle of water from the cooler and drinks it, not that it helps beat the relentless heat.

Up ahead the endless desert shifts as heat waves and water vapors play tricks on the eye's, creating Illusions of long lost hopes.

The man does not stop to exchange his Illusions for those of the desert, not today. Today the man has business

He sees the skeleton of a small town, a truck stop really. Just a few wisps of buildings clinging to the desert and losing. He slows down and pulls in to the Oasis. He pulls the car up in front of the broken remains of what might have been a Coffey shop at one time.

There is a World War two style motorcycle complete with Side car siting there. The man looks at it with disdain and gets out of the car.

The door creaks as he steps in to the Ghost of a building to dress the occupant.

The person is old and ageless, his clothing lose on his thin frame. He seems bot serious and full of mirth.

“Your late.”

“How long have you been hear?”

“Long enough to beat the High Score .”

He points to a old pinball machine in the corner.

“Humph. Any thing in this place work, I could use a bite.”

“Yeah sure, I made waffles!”

“Really?”

“No not really Jack Ass! Gods thunder you are gullible aren’t you?”

“I just chose to see the good in people.”

“That’s what got you killed the First time wasn't it?”

“That and bad choices in woman.”

The man walks over to the other man and offers his hand.

“Loki.”

“Arthur.”

“Is it just us this time?”

“I ran into E a few days ago, he said he might swing by-And bring your Sister.”

“Half sister, what your not enough?”

“Different times, different magics but were all one big happy family now right?”

“Whatever, can we just do this-I'm starving.”

“You don't want to wait on E?”

“Nah he's always late, lets go. We get this done by dark ill make you waffles.”

“That’s a trick Id like to see A, that’s a trick I'd like to see.”

Loki walked out of the Coffey shop and Arthur followed.

“You steal that motorcycle?”

“I Liberated this piece of history from Ares-he's got tons of crap from all the Wars just sitting out there. Didn't think he would miss one, plus you know-Trickster and all. I got a rep.”

“Ares is a jerk. What did you bring?”

“Aha now were talking.”

Loki lifted the tarp covering the side car and showed Arthur the contents.

“The usual stuff. Garlic, Mirrors, Holly, Wooden stakes from the True Cross, Holly Water from the Vatican, or whats left of the Vatican-Of course.”

“Of course”

“Also a tip of the hat to the modern age, A Semi Automatic Smith And Wesson HK9's from the last batch before the company closed. Holds a clip of 200 rounds, each round a genuine silver bullet, with magnesium tips of course.”

“Of course and the Glass tube?”

“Ah a Little of the Old magic Arthur My boy, a Bit of the Old magic. What did you bring?”

“You have to ask?”

Arthur walked over to the car, from the back he pulled two things. A very large shotgun and the Sword.

“Why do you insist on Bringing that?”

Arthur just smiled at his counterpart.

“A bit of the Old magic Loki my boy, a Bit of the old magic. Now lets go kill some Ghouls.”

There were things that had slipped back in to the world after the end days, old things. Hungry things. Older then the Christian God, older then the Norse God's, older then Creation. Ancient evils that hunger for Chaos and souls.

In this strange new world after Ragnarok those that had returned often found themselves drawn into battle with the Ancient enemy, it seemed there was still evil to vanquish after all.

Someone had named them Ghouls and the name had stuck. No one, not even the oldest of the old knew their real name or what they were. They just knew they could be hunted and they could be slain.

Loki liked to talk and Arthur, he was a good listener.

“So this Guy Earl, he buys this place a few years before the ball drooped. Had this idea to turn it in to a family friendly Truck Stop, a regular Mini Disneyland out in the Desert.”

“So?”

“I’m just offering an explanation for that.”

Loki pointed and there behind the Truck Stop Coffey Shop was a miniature fun park. In the center stood a small, man made mountain .

“That the real Disneyland Matterhorn?”

“Nah just a good copy earl paid someone to make. Why?”

“Don't know, Didn’t someone say that they sold off a lot of the Disney stuff before the World ended?”

“Nah it's all still there?”

“And you know this how?”

“Arthur, dude, where else are dead gods going to hang out on this mud ball! Sooner or latter everyone goes to Disneyland. Anyway, the Ghouls. There in the mountain.”

“Well that just sucks.”

Arthur stared at the Mountain and the park for a while, he did not like the idea of facing them in the Dark Corners of a Kiddie ride. Even with Loki, but then Arthur got an idea.”

“You think you can get enough juice to start the rides running again.”

Loki looked at Arthur as if he was an idiot, but then the Ancient trickster saw the Con and smiled.

“Aha I get it, Like candy to a baby.”

“That’s the Plan.”

Loki clapped his hands together and laughed.

“Ah man I love taking candy From babies.”

Arthur grimaced at his companion and started walking in to the Park, he climbed atop a empty food stand about Twenty feet from the entrance and waited for the Trickster god to do his magic.

It took Loki fifteen minutes to get the few rides in the park up and running. Being a Trickster God Loki had found that in this new world he had an innate understanding for all things Mechanical.

The park was alive with the Ghosts of Music. Arthur had a sad smile on his face as if he could see the images of happy children running across the Park. There were no children in the world anymore and very Little happiness.

Within Moments the Ghouls came out of the Artificial Mountain attracted to the Sound . They were a gibbering mass of madness that hissed and beat at your sanity, no normal man could look at them and remain whole.

Arthur Pendragon was no ordinary man, he was a myth made whole. The once and future King of a land that had been burnt to ash. He Started firing into the mass with his Shotgun. Some of the shots hit the mark, others went off. Arthur was not a good shot, it did not matter. If silver so much as touched a Ghoul it sizzled up like bacon and fitterd away. Sadly for every Ghoul Arthur killed, there were two more running at his station and he would soon be out of Bullets.

Loki appeared and started firing his weapon into the mass, running and diving amongst the Ghouls like a berserk mad man. Any time a ghoul struck him, it was just a mirror image and Loki was elsewhere.

Still more Ghouls pored out of the artificial mountain like black ink.

Eventually Arthur was in the Frey swinging the Sword.

“Loki now might be the time for your old magic!”

“What but this is fun!”

Loki was covered in what looked like Black Ash, it was in fact the blood of the Ghouls. The old Norse battle Lust was on the God reborn.

“Loki! We need an advantage!”

Loki cursed something in Norse and tossed the glass container in the air, with amazing grace he fired his last bullet into the case as it spun back down to earth.

He smiled at Arthur.

“Show off.”

There was a explosion of green and white and then Arctic winds and freezing Ice began to rain down upon the two men and their Opponents.

“A Blizzard, really!”

Arthur yelled between slaying one Ghoul and the next/

Loki was laughing up a storm.

“Not just any Blizzard Arthur! The great white waste of an Ice age long past!”

Even for Myths reborn it was cold, but the sub zero Blizzard was freezing Ghouls left and right as it plunged the once blistering desert into a temporary Ice Age.

“Odin’s Beard whats that.”

A larger ghouls had emerged from the mass, upon closer inspection it was in fact a glob made up of several ghouls combined together to create a larger, more frighting whole. It seemed to be immune to the Ice and was rapidly descending on the Heroes.

“Well, Crap!”

Could the dead reborn die again, what would the teeth of a ghoul do to the skin of a God?

Arthur braced to take on the giant, as he had in times long past .

He did not get the chance as lighting Arced through the great beast and then doubling itself the blast struck many of the remaining ghouls. Slaying them as a whole.

The once great Ghoul King became nothing more then a vast tower of Ash, that proceed to fall on Arthur and Loki like a tidal wave.

Standing just at the Edge of the Miniature blizzard was a woman with raven hair. She was smiling and puffing on a Cigar.

Arthur freed himself from the mass of ash, dusted him self off and helped Loki up.

The few remaining Ghouls fled in to the fading snow storm.

Arthur walked over to the Woman and stared her down.

She stared right back.

Then started giggling.

“Your a mess love.”

She punched Arthur playfully in the arm, it seemed the ancient rivalry between Arthur and his half Sister had faded in this new bleak world they had both found them selves in.

“Your late M.”

Arthur wiped a ash covered hand on His Famous sisters shirt.

She took it in stride as she fell behind the two men. She looked at Loki.

“Blizzard?”

“It seemed like a good idea? If you wanted war you should have got one of the war gods Morgana. Besides it worked.”

Loki looked behind him at the ice covered ruins of the Fun park.

“Mostly.”

“Should we be concerned about this new ability of the Ghouls ?”

“The Collective ability is interesting but they still seem bloody Stupid.”

“There an endless supply of them M. They don't need to be smart.”

“Hey wheres E. “

“Um that’s why I was late, he sort of got in a bit of trouble.”

“Morganna?”

“You know how he is, he wanted to go see Vegas.”

“Bloody idiot.”

Loki just smiled at the two Siblings.

“So, road trip to Vegas?”

“Looks like.”

The once and future king Paused when he saw how his sister had arrived.

“You stole a hearse?”

“What? It was there. I needed a ride.”

The king of Trickster clapped his hands together then warped the two siblings in an Ash covered half hug.

“So Arthur, about those Waffles.”



Wednesday 1:00 AM. Vegas

The Great Escape Artist had promised his wife on his death bed that if he could find a way back, he would. Every Halloween his wife and a few friends gathered at there house in Laurel canyon to await his ghost.

It never showed.

Year after year the faithful or just the curious gathered at the ruined edifice in the Laurel Canyon hills on Halloween to await the Ghost of the Great Escape Artist, to see if he could in fact escape the after life.

Sadly they were gathering in the wrong place.

The new religions talk about the end of time, but they do not talk about the world after the end of the world.

The old religions on the other hand do, when all the world was abandoned and all life had come to an end. Those who had slipped in to legend came back.

The Great Escape Artist was waiting for them. He had been there all along, he had found a way to escape death and kept his promise.

It was not his fault his followers kept going to the wrong place.

Eventually he grew tired of Haunting the place of his death and moved on, he wandered the world doing much the same thing that he had done in life. Debunking the supernatural and preforming magic.

When the final war came and the armies of the dead rose. He was waiting for them and fought the forces of darkness along with everyone else, when the kingdom of heaven came and all things ended.

He found himself in the new world, the world after all things.

Eventually he found his way to Las Vegas.

It seemed the world still had need for its greatest escape artist.



Water was dripping somewhere, his hands were chained behind him and a bright light was shining in his face. Not a good way to wake up, but not the first time he had found himself in this position.

Just as his eyes focused he felt a sharp slap across his face, pain lanced down his spine and before he had time to register the impact a second blow came to his face and then another to his stomach.

A voice that sounded like old paper was talking to him in a language he could not understand, followed by another blow to his face.

“Not the face man, not the face.”, he spat out in his trade mark sing song drawl.

The voice chuckled and that chuckle was like nails on a chalk bored.

“It speaks”

A new voice entered the situation from somewhere to his right, he still could not make out any details of his prison due to the light in his face and the blood dripping down his forehead.

The new voice sounded like a bad Italian accent done by someone who had never actually met an Italian

“Whats a matter pretty boy, you afraid the lady’s wont like you any more once we are done with you.”

“Ah no matter what the lady’s will like me man, I just want to stay pretty for when I kick your ass.”

“Hit him again”
The punch came strong to his right side and then another blow to his stomach.

“And that’s for all the money you cost us. I can not believe you, you stupid Hick! You were told, you were told never to come back to Las Vegas.”

The man in the chains just started laughing


Unfinished Idea for a Time Travel Story


Buckaroo Cornelius and the Rift Wars.



In the year 2030 SKYNET will contract the TYRELL COPERATION to build the next Stage in REPLICANT/TERMINATOR program. Using technology stolen from the RED LECTOIDES, the REPLICANST will be sent back to the various multiple realities stemming out of BUCKARO BANZIES fracturing the REALITY STREAM in 1985 during his war with the MATRIX.



In 1985 Dr Emit Brown will unlock the secret of Time Travel and be able to communicate with his future self in 2030 who warns him of the Plans of SKYNET to Mine the realities for resources.



The rift mining begins and awakens the Spirit of DAVID LO PAN who begins to consolidate his power in SHERMER ILLONOISE while monitoring a very LUCKY individual by the name of FERRIS BULLER, who will in the future be the founding member of the TYRELL/ROSSEM COPERATION.



Meanwhile in the year 2014 Arron Cornelius is reading a Comic book



in 1900 Sherlock Holmes, Helen (of Troy) Magnus, Nicolas Tesla, Peter Darling, Mina Harkness, James Greystoke and the body swapping HG Wells will unite and form the LEGUE OF THE EXTRODINARY whose main goal will be to protect the 1900 century from VLADIMER DRACULA and The “History Thief” William Shakespeare and watch over JENNY SPARKS, the spirit of the century.

Unaware that HG Wells is using Body Swapping technology he will steal from the ROSSEM/TYRELL COPERATION during his many adventures aboard his TIME MACHINE.



James Greystokes family will be killed by Time Agents of Skynet and he will grow up raised by Apes on the LOST ISALND, mentored by CAPTIN NEMO (An allies for Jules Vern). In 1900 when Greystoke returns to London he will have a affair with one MORGANA LEATHER unaware that she is in fact the Immortal MORGANNA LE FEY.



The Child of that affair one WILLAM LEATHER, will grow up in the Wild West of America where a series of events orchestrated by HG WELLS will lead him to become the LONE RANGER.



Sometime in the 1900's the LEGUE Will return to the LOST ISLAND and begin a Eugenics program to bread the Ultimate Agent to fight Dracula and the Tyrell replicants. This Program will latter be used to create the Super Soldier STEVE RODGERS.



The result of the program is one Doctor Jonathan Savage, meanwhile a series of events will lead Millionaire Lamont Cranston to be trained by RAS AL GHUL and become the SHADOW-Unaware that Cranston is in fact the Grandson of WILLAIM LEATHER.

Years latter RAS AL GHUL will again mentor another Student by the name of BRUCE WAYNE.



In the 1980's Ray Walsh, Peter Vekman and Eugene Spengler will form the GHOSTBUSTERS to combat Supernatural invaders from the Rifts, invaders who are being masterminded by one DAVID LO PAN.

The appearance of the Rifts and SKYNETS reality mining will attract the attention of Time Thief WILLAIM SHASKPEAR and Time Traveler EMMIT BROWN.

As well as Time Lords such as The Doctor, The Great Leslie, Finious Fog and Centuari.

Centurai who of course will lead DAVID to defend the Earth from the invasion of the KODAN ARMADA. Who are in fact yet another invasion force of the RED LECTOIDS.

This evasion will attract the attention of Dr Buckaroo Banzai



Meanwhile in the year 1985 MAT KEATING is running a TIME TRAVEL RPG for MICHAEL STRAUS and Friends at the HUMBOLDT STATE UNIVIRSTYA Gamers Guild, unaware that in the abandoned Logging Mills of the near by Forrest, the ROSSEM/TYRELL cooperation has begun experimenting on ANTHERX LEPORSY MU.

On the same weekend that one ASH and friends are camping in a CABBIN (in the woods) while looking for a missing Friend.



Meanwhile in 2014-Arron Cornelius is Judging the M15 tournament



SKYNETS aggressive mining of the Time lines has many unattended consequences throughout history.

One of the effects is that the Long Dormant hell-mouths in Sunydale California and Grover Mill Cleveland open up . YoYoDine Engineering -A front for the red lectoid Invasion-sits right atop the Hell Mouth in Grover Mill, while the Hell Mouth in Sunydale creates an influx of supernatural threats from other realities, such as Vampires.

The Vampires in Sunndale bring about the coming of the Chosen one, the one girl all the world destined to protect us from the Forces of darkness, her name is BUFFY SUMMERS.

Fleeing Buffy a group of Lost boy Vampires settle in the small Beach Community of Santa Clara California, where they run afoul of the Frog brothers.

Meanwhile the Presence of YoYoDine on the Hell mouth in Cleveland brings in to our world the GREMLINS in the small town of Kingston Falls ,one of gremlins becomes friends with a Human named BILLY PELTZER (Who is a BLUE BLAZERS IREGGULAR) latter the same Gremlin will move to New York where it and it's kin will run into of the GHOST BUSTERS.



Meanwhile in the year 2014, Arron Cornelius is playing magic.



FEARING THE FORCLOSUER AND REDEVLOPMENT OF THER SMALL COASTEL COMUNINTY, A GROUP OF BOYS SET OUT TO FIND THE MISSING TREASUE of a famous pirate named ONE EYE WILLY, unaware that this is in fact another stash of treasure set aside by the time travailing thief WILLAIM SHAKSPEAR.



Meanwhile the fledgling TYRYEL Cooperation begins working on its Cybernetic Enhancement program. When a Police Officer named MURPHY is brought to there care, they create the first Full body Conversion named ROBOCOP.

This will become the template for all future REPLICANT technology.



Meanwhile in 2014 Aaron Cornelius is over worked

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

YODA IS A SITH LORD

The Long Awaited paper that got me an A in Speech and English.


Yoda. Green little Muppet dude, lived on a swamp. Showed up in Empire. (Straus, Interview). Yoda. Jedi master and head of the Jedi Counsel, perhaps the most powerful user of the Force, trained Mace Windu, Qui Jean Gin and Count Duku (Strom, Interview). Yoda. Sage like giver of wisdom and inspiration (Crandall, Interview). Yoda. Sith Lord (Bromund, Interview).

Over the years, mostly in defending some of the changes he made to the story George Lucas has sworn that he had the entire plot for the Star Wars franchise written out by the time we saw The Empire Strikes Back in the theaters (Wikipedia, George Lucas). While we will only ever see Six films, a video game (Star Wars Force Unleashed) and a animated cartoon (Star Wars-the Clone Wars) that are considered “cannon” by him, Lucas swears the plot line for Nine films was written down and much of the plot for those last Three films appeared in the Timothy Zahn Star Wars books (The Thrwn Trilogy). That means that according to Mr. Lucas everything that we saw and experienced in every Star Wars film was already plotted out and considered by Mr. Lucas in the late 70’s, every choice the characters made, every event was already thought out by Mr. Lucas .

Therefore every choice, every action, every event in the Star Wars saga was orchestrated by Yoda the head of the Jedi Counsel and if you truly pay close attention to the choices Yoda makes and the events that spiral out from Yoda you can only come to one logical conclusion. Everything that happened is a direct result of Yoda’s actions; Yoda my friend is a Sith Lord.

Who is Yoda and what is a sith lord?

Yoda is a character in the Star Wars universe, appearing in the second and third original films, as well as all three prequel trilogy films. A renowned Jedi master, Yoda made his first on-screen appearance in Star Wars Episode V: the Empire Strikes Back where he is responsible for training Luke Skywalker in the ways of the Jedi. His final chronological appearance is Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, when he dies peacefully at the age of 900. He also appears extensively in the two animated Clone Wars series, as well as the Star Wars Expanded Universe of novels and comic books.” (Wikipedia, Yoda). “He is considered the most powerful (or second most) force user ever and is a master with the Light Saber-he is also somehow related to Kermit the Frog and other Muppets” (Strom, Interview)

As for the sith, the “bad guys” of much of the Star Wars mythology? “Sith is a term applied to certain characters in the Star Wars universe[1] capable of using the "dark side" of the Force.[2] In the Star Wars films and much of the Expanded Universe they are the main antagonists.” (Wikipedia, Sith). “I think it is wrong to consider them the bad guys, they represent emotion and chaos and change while the Jedi represent law and order and calm. They are yin and yang; they were supposed to exist in harmony. The balance of the Force” (Crandall, Interview).

So how do I come to the conclusion that Yoda, the cute lil green guy who was one of the good guys was in fact the manipulative mastermind behind everything we experience in the Star Wars Saga? Let us look at each of the Six films in the order we saw them but with the hindsight of knowing that chronologically, “Star Wars Episode One’ the Phantom Menace’ “(Where we meat Anakin Skywalker for the first time) takes place before “Star Wars Episode Four ‘A New Hope’” (Where we meat Luke Skywalker for the first time).

Star Wars, Obi Wan and Luke: Throughout the first film Obi Wan lies to and manipulates Luke to get him to help him. From the very moment they first meet Obi Wan begins to manipulate Luke with the lie that “A young Jedi named Darth Vader killed his father” (Star Wars, Film). He lies to Luke about his father’s role in the Clone Wars, how he got the Light Saber and he even lies about never seeing R2 and 3PO before. Using his anger and grief over the deaths of Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru Obi Wan manipulates Luke throughout the rest of the first film to rescue Leila and begin his journey as a Jedi. From the very beginning Luke is seeded with anger and grief and manipulated by lies-all things that supposedly are against the Jedi code and lead to the dark side. Why is a respected General and Jedi on Tatooine? He was “banished” there to watch over young Luke, and who sent him there and told him to lie to Luke? Yoda.

Lie # 1=Darth Vader did not kill Luke’s Father; Darth Vader is Luke’s Father (Empire Strikes Back, Film). Lie #2-Luks father was a Pilot in the clone wars. Luks father was a general and member of the Jedi counsel in the Clone Wars.(Clone Wars, Animated cartoon) Lie # 3 This is your fathers light saber-Anakin’s Light Saber fell in the lava, the Light Saber Ben gives Luke is one Ben made( Crandall, interview).

The Empire Strikes Back, Obi-Wan, Luke and Yoda: After a near death experience the Force Ghost of Obi-Wan sends Luke to Dagobah to train with the Jedi Master that trained him, Yoda. Why is Ben now a Force Ghost, why would the Jedi want to become Immortal? Because of Yoda. Isn’t immortality against the Jedi code and the balance of the force? Are not the undead bad? (Zombies, Paper).

Luke arrives on Dagobah a huge swamp planet teaming with life and the power of the Dark Side where Yoda has been hiding out for the past Twenty years. Why? Because the planet is so large and has so much life on it that a Force user like Yoda would not register on a Force scan of the planet as the planet would mask him (Wikipedia, Dagobah)(Star Wars On Line Encyclopedia, Dagobah). The fact that Dagobah is “Powerful with the Dark Side” ( The Empire Strikes back, Film) and Yoda has been hanging out here-on a planet powerful with Dark Side energy- doing nothing rather than helping train Luke or Leila or help the rebellion?( Bromund, Interview)

At first Yoda lies to Luke then after admitting who he is, turns Luke down as a apprentice but then gives in to Luke’s whining, Obi-Wan and Yoda lie about their past and Luke’s training begins. Luke faces his worst fear in the Dark Side tree and fails, and then after having a Yoda manipulated Force vision pouts and cries and storms off the planet to face Vader. Luke gives in to his anger and emotion all things that go against the Jedi code and are Dark Side points. Yoda and Obi- Wan give a half ass argument with him but make no attempt to stop him, though we know Yoda is powerful enough to stop him. Instead a untrained Luke is sent off to confront Vader teaming with Dark Side energy and emotion and thus doomed to fail, which Yoda knew.

Lie # 1: Yoda trained Obi Wan. Other than his Jedi learner training (Wikipedia, Yoda), Yoda had nothing to do with Obi-Wan’s training. Obi-Wan was trained by Qui-Gon Jinn (Wikipedia, Qui-Gon Jinn), who was trained by Count Dooku-a Sith Lord who was trained by Yoda. Count Dooku is played by Actor Christopher Lee, who also played Saruman (A bad guy) in “The Lord of The Rings” (Wikipedia, Count Dooku) (Wikipedia, Christopher Lee).

Return of the Jedi, Luke and Vader/Anakin: Although Yoda plays very little of a roll in Jedi he does in fact tell Luke the truth about his Father and Sister. When Luke confronts Obi-Wan about his lies and manipulation, Obi-Wan offers very little in the way of apologizing rather he spouts some crap about Luke having to understand that things are not what they seem. Luke then confronts his father and the Two duel it out in a battle manipulated by The Emperor, each striking the other with anger and furry and when Luke is struck down by the Emperor it is only Vader in a fit of Dark Side empowered anger that can destroy the Emperor and save Luke. Later Luke sees that Yoda, Obi-Wan and Anakin have all become immortal Force Ghosts. (Return of the Jedi, Film), even though Immortality would seem to go against the Jedi code and be more akin to something a sith might seek (Crandall, Interview) (Bromund, Interview).

The Phantom Menace: Anakin, Yoda and Qui-Gon: Where to begin on this film, remember we are looking at the films in the order that we the audience saw them but with the hindsight and foresight of the films that came before and after them and the assurance of George Lucas that he had this all written and planed out in 1980(Wikipedia, George Lucas). First off suddenly the Force is no longer a mysterious energy given off by all living things but now a result of Midi-chlorians which are intelligent microscopic life forms that lived symbiotically inside the cells of all living things? (Wookapedia, Midi-Chlorian) this is the first of many changes to the cannon of the Star Wars mythology that we the fans had to deal with during the next (first?) three films and all though Mr. Lucas claims he had this all planed as far back as 1977 (Wikipedia, George Lucas) many of us believe he wrote Phantom Menace over a weekend in a Motel. (Kevin Smith, interview).

It is in Phantom Menace that Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon are sent to a insignificant planet called Naboo (Star Wars On Line Encyclopedia, Naboo)to “deal with” a trade embargo”(Phantom Menace, Film).Why would two Jedi be sent and not Diplomats, do you always send “Black Opp's Ninjas”(Strom, Interview) to deal with minor planets problems?(Crandall, Interview) No, Diplomats from the Republic should have been sent but instead a flawed Jedi and his equally flawed apprentice(Bromund, interview) are sent at the bidding of Yoda and proceed to start a cascade of events that lead to the Clone Wars.(Phantom menace, Film)

On the run the Two heroes arrive on Tatooine where they encounter a young, spoiled, brash and petulant Anakin Skywalker and his mother, who Qui-Gon is attracted to (Which is against Jedi code BTW)( Wookapedia, Anakin Skywalker). After some minor adventures Qui-Gon becomes convinced that Anakin is the “Chosen one destined to bring balance to the force.”(Wikipedia, Qui-Gon Jinn). At this point there are almost 1000 active Jedi, Apprentices and Padawan learners in the Galaxy but only about 10 sith, in order for there to be Balance to the Force would there not have to be an equal amount of both –as there was supposed to be? (Crandall, Interview)So wouldn’t a LOT of Jedi have to die in order for Anakin to bring balance to the force? (Bromund, Interview)Qui-Gon does not see this flaw rather he sees Anakin as some kind of Jedi Messiah(Wikipedia, Qui-Gon Jinn) Anakin’s mother claims that Anakin was the result of “Immaculate conception” and “They have to take him, he can help you” thus playing on Qui-Gon’s beliefs and his attraction to her, despite Obi-Wan’s misgivings. Thus Anakin abandons his mother and flies off to the stars for more adventures (Wookapedia, Anakin Skywalker). During the final confrontation with Darth Maul Qui-Gon is struck down, (Wikipedia, Qui-Gon Jinn) Obi Wan driven by rage and despair over the loss of his Master is able to strike down Darth Maul in vengeance (Phantom Menace, Film)-thus the untrained Jedi takes on Dark Side corruption. At the end of the film the angry Obi –Wan confronts the Jedi Counsel over the fate of Anakin. The Counsel do not want the boy to be trained by Obi –Wan as he is not trained all the way himself and they find the boy brash, rude, petulant and a potential danger(Wookapedia, Anakin Skywalker)(Phantom Menace, Film). Overcome with rage –and the Dark Side-Obi-Wan insists that training Anakin was Qui-Gon’s last wish and he will train him anyway, at which point Yoda says ok train the kid. He does not stop Obi-Wan or insist Anakin get trained by someone else or a million other things he could have done, rather despite knowing the potential danger Anakin poses and going against the Jedi council Yoda lets the bitter and angry Obi-Wan train the rude, petulant and brash Anakin ( Bromund, interview)(Phantom Menace, Film).

Mind you Obi-Wan has not completed his Jedi training at this point (Star Wars On Line Encyclopedia, Obi-Wan Kenobi), and his training was at the hands of Qui-Gon who himself was trained by a Sith!( Wikipedia , Count Dooku) Qui Gon was a flawed Jedi, Obi-Wan was a flawed Jedi thus Anakin was doomed to be a flawed Jedi (Bromund, interview).

Lies#1: Anakin’s mother says she does not know who Anakin’s father was, that he was “Immaculately Conceived” of the force (Wookapedia, Anakin Skywalker). This is untrue; she was a “slave” of the hut and often had “encounters” with men for the Hut. Not only did she know who his father was, it was most likely a Sith (Crandall, interview). Lie # 2: Qui-Gon wanted Obi-Wan to train Anakin, Qui-Gon wanted to train Anakin himself because of his attraction to Anakin’s mother-he never told Obi-Wan to train Anakin. (Strom, interview) Obi-Wan did not trust or like Anakin and only took him on out of pride and respect for his dead master-pride leads to the Dark Side as does grief. (Phantom Menace, Film).

Attack of the Clones; Anakin, Obi-Wan, Yoda and Padme’. Ten years after Episode One-What? Where did the Ten years go? What happened, why has Anakin aged but Padme’ has not and who the hell let Jar-Jar Binks on the Republic Senate? (Attack of the Clones, Film) (Wikipedia, Jar-Jar Binks).

The Galactic Republic is in turmoil. Following the invasion of Naboo ten years earlier, the former Jedi Knight Count Dooku (Christopher Lee) has now organized a Separatist movement against the Republic. The Galactic Senate debates a plan to create an army for the Republic to assist the Jedi against the Separatist threat (Wikipedia, Attack of the Clones), why do the Jedi a “peace keeping” force who avoid war; rage and politics need an army? (Bromund, Interview) Why are they fighting a war? Because Yoda says so and at this point the Jedi Council all but leads the republic in every aspect (Crandall Interview). Various Hijinks ensure in this film resulting in an assassination attempt on Padme. While Obi-Wan is sent to investigate who hired the assassin, Anakin is sent to protect Padme’ who he is in love with. This is a mistake, Anakin’s feelings are obvious to everyone, Yoda should step up and stop this yet he does nothing. In investigating the source of the assassination attempt, Obi-Wan discover that the planet has been removed from the navigation maps of the Jedi archives. Yoda reveals that such a thing could only have been done by a Jedi, suggesting that a conspiracy is afoot. (Wikipedia, Attack of the Clones)-The only Jedi with that level of access is Yoda (Crandall, Interview).

Meanwhile, on Naboo, Anakin becomes troubled by premonitions of his mother Shmi in pain. Despite Obi-Wan's orders to remain on Naboo, Anakin and Padmé go to Tatooine. After meeting his new stepfather, Cliegg Lars, and stepbrother, Anakin learns Shmi had been kidnapped by Tusken Raiders some weeks earlier. Anakin heads out alone to rescue Shmi, but the Jedi snaps after witnessing the death of his mother at the hands of the Tuskens. He kills the entire tribe in a rage and buries his mother's body at the Lars homestead” (Attack of the Clones, Film). Disobeying orders, placing Padme at risk, slaughtering an entire tribe of Tusken Raiders-including the woman and children? Anakin has completely given in to the Dark Side by now, and Yoda is completely aware of what Anakin is doing via Force Visions yet he takes no actions against Anakin and tells no one what Anakin has done. As the crises escalates the Jedi Council become aware that a sith lord sits on the Senate, which they are in charge of (Crandall, interview). An emergency vote is up on the senate floor to grant Chancellor Palpatine emergency powers to organize the clone army and send them into battle (Wikipedia, Attack of the Clones). The Jedi Council could have put off the vote for like Ten Minutes while they searched the Senate for the Sith lord-after all they had been granted military control of the senate, Mace Windu begs Yoda to stop the Vote, yet Yoda lets the vote happen?(Wookapedia, Mace Windu).

Shortly after arriving on Geonosis in an attempt to rescue a capture Obi-Wan (Despite being told not to), Anakin and Padmé are captured and sentenced to be executed along with Obi-Wan. Anakin and Padmé profess their love (Dark Side point) before being led into a large gladiatorial arena where they and Obi-Wan are pitted against gigantic beasts in a public execution. However, Mace Windu and a team of Jedi appear and lead a strong defense against the beasts and the Separatists. Windu, but then the Jedi find themselves outnumbered by the Separatists' droid army. As Dooku demands their surrender, Yoda arrives with the clone army and rescues the survivors of the battle (Wikipedia, Attack of the Clones) Ah yes, Yoda the prime example of freedom, free will, peace, harmony and justice leading his SLAVE ARMY of Clones to the rescue, because nothing says freedom like an army of slaves cloned from an assassin? (Bromund, Interview) Clones that were ordered for the republic by Count Dooku while he was being trained by Yoda (Strom, Interview).

As a large battle erupts between the Republic's clone army and the Separatists' droid forces, Obi-Wan and Anakin engage Dooku in a light saber duel. Dooku defeats them both, injuring Obi-Wan and severing Anakin's right arm, but then Yoda arrives to challenge the Count. Unable to defeat Yoda, Dooku flees in his ship to Coruscant, taking the blueprints for an ultimate weapon with him” (Wikipedia, Attack of the Clones). What, Yoda could not stop him? The guy can lift A Star Destroyer with the Force yet he lets Dooku, his former Apprentice flee? (Bromund, Interview). It is not Yoda’s actions but his inaction during this film that all but cement the horrible truth, Yoda is a sith lord.

Lie#1: Yoda has no idea how a Planet could vanish from the Jedi Data banks-Only a high ranking member of the Council could do that (Crandall, Interview). Pretty much just Yoda. Lie #2: The Clone Army, cloned from the assassin Jango Fett. Who ordered the creation of the army? Count Dooku. When did he place the order, the time line is very unclear though it would seem before he created the Robot Army (Attack of the Clones, Film) and during or right after the time he was Yoda’s apprentice(Wikipedia, Count Dooku). How could Yoda never have heard of the Clone Planet if his Apprentice had been there? (Bromund, Interview)

Revenge of the Sith: Yoda, Anakin, Obi –Wan and the Rise of Darth Vader. The Three year time period between the end of the “Attack of the Clones” and the beginning of “Revenge of the sith” are chronicled in the Animated cartoon “the Clone Wars” (Wikipedia, The Clone Wars) but once again we are discussing the Macahvilian Machinations of Yoda in the order we saw the productions, not in the order they happen.

By this point it is painfully obvious that Anakin has gone to the dark Side. He is abusive and condescending to his wife, he is abusive and condescending to his friends and co workers (revenge of the Sith, Film), he continues to disregarded orders and protocol and blatantly slaughters enemies and innocents (The Clone Wars, Animation). He has Force Visions of his wife dying in child birth, an action he fears he may be the cause of (Revenge of the Sith, Film). Worse off he has caused many another Jedi to follow in his footsteps over the past Three years (Clone Wars, Animation). They are off having adventures and excitement and romances, all things a Jedi is supposed to avoid (Action, Adventure? A Jedi seeks not these things) (Empire Strikes Back, Film). Yoda is aware of Anakin’s actions, the remaining members of the Jedi counsel -especially Mace Windu-beg Yoda to deal with Anakin, rather Yoda places Anakin on the counsel but refuses to grant him the Title of master(Revenge of the Sith, Film) further pushing the brash, arrogant, petulant, spoiled brat over the edge and into the dark Side.

The Clone War continues but no one is sure why any more, each side has been manipulated , double and triple crossed so many times that no one is sure what’s going on and the Jedi are falling while the Sith are rising-Thus the “Balance of the Force” is getting closer (Crandall, Interview).

Yoda and the Jedi continue to use their Slave Force of Clone Troupers to fight their war(Revenge of the Sith, Film), at no point in the past Three years has Yoda or any Jedi questioned the moral implications of using a Slave race or how it goes against every belief of the Jedi(Clone Wars, Animation). Nor do they ever question that the clones-based on a Serial killer Assassin are potentially flawed (Attack of the Clones, Film) (Crandall, Interview). “Because nothing says freedom fighter like ordering around a bunch of slaves?” (Bromund, Interview).

Despite the misgivings towards Anakin and despite the fact that they all but know that Palpatine is a Sith, Yoda has Anakin spy on Palpatine-thus exposing the already fragile Anakin to the pure power of the dark Side that Palpatine/ Sidious represents( Revenge of the Sith, Film) (Strom, interview).

When Palpatine reveals himself as the sith lord Darth Sidious, Anakin reports his treachery to Jedi Master Mace Windu. Yoda sends Mace and Kit Fisto to arrest Palpatine with their Weapons holstered but Palpatine is expecting them and attacks. In the ensuing light saber duel, Windu subdues Palpatine by deflecting his opponent's Force Lightning back at him. Just then, Anakin rushes in and intervenes on Palpatine's behalf, severing Windu's hand; Palpatine then kills Windu (There was no body). Desperate to save Padmé, Anakin becomes Palpatine's apprentice, Darth Vader (Wikipedia, Revenge of the sith) (Star wars On Line Encyclopedia, Kit Fisto)

Yoda knew what was up, he knew it was a ambush and he knew Anakin had fallen yet he lets Mace and Kit walk into an ambush unprepared ?(Bromund, interview) For the crime of causing the death of Mace Yoda is guilty of being a Sith. Not that there was ever a body (Strom, Interview) (Star Wars on Line Encyclopedia, Kit Fisto).

Palpatine issues Order 66 across the galaxy to have the Clone Troopers turn on their Jedi Masters, and sends Vader with a legion of clone troopers to the Jedi Temple to kill everyone there”( Wikipedia, Revenge of the Sith).“And no one in the entire Jedi order has the ability to stop the signal, EMP pulse anyone? These guys can build Laser Swords and FTL Space Ships but they can’t stop a phone call? Palpatine was making individual calls to each Clone and Yoda could not stop it? (Bromund, interview).

Yoda confronts the Emperor, but is forced to escape when their duel reaches a stalemate.”(Wikipedia, Revenge of the Sith). Watch this scene again, Yoda is winning! He has the Emperor beat cold and then he just up and runs away? Why? Why not press the advantage? Maybe because Yoda wants him to win? Because Yoda is in fact the dark Master behind it all?

Yoda teaches Obi-Wan how to commune with the spirit of Qui-Gon Jinn before going into exile on Dagobah. Obi-Wan takes the infant Luke to Tatooine, where he intends to watch over him until the time is right to challenge the Empire.”(Wikipedia, Revenge of the Sith).

So Yoda goes of to vacation on a planet “Powerful in the Dark Side” for Twenty years (Empire Strike back, Film). Obi-Wan, one of the only Jedi left alive, the only person besides Yoda who knows who the Emperor is, is rewarded for his loyalty by being “banished” to Tatooine to watch over Luke-who grows up to become a whiny brat. Meanwhile Yoda does not think have anyone watch over Leia? Perhaps because with his ability to see the future he knew Leia’s fate? (Wikipedia, Leia).

From the very beginning when Obi-Wan lies to and manipulates Luke at Yoda’s orders to the very end where Yoda could have killed the Emperor but instead runs away it is evident time and time again that Yoda is manipulating the events of the Star Wars saga. If it was Anakin’s fate to bring balance to the force, then Anakin did that-At the end of Revenge of the Sith there are almost no Jedi or Sith left and young Luke and Leia are primed to begin the cycle all over again. A cycle that Yoda has been a part of for 900 years and will continue to be a part of now that he is a undead Force Ghost. Even the Force Ghost is a lie-“It is only Love, pure love that allows a Jedi to attain this state” (Wikipedia, Qui-Gon Jinn). Jedi do not feel love, only a sith who is open to emotion can feel passion and love while a Jedi is supposed to be cold and unfeeling right? We are told time and time again how a Jedi “Does not give in to his emotion, he controls them” (Collins, Page 88) so if Yoda is a Force Ghost, then he has given into the emotion of Love and only Sith feel emotion?

Through his actions and more importantly his inactions Yoda proves time and time again that he is the force behind all the events of the six films. A slave army? Allowing Anakin’s actions? Lying to Luke? Letting Mace Windu die? All the times he sat there doing nothing when he could have been teaching? Yoda my friend is a sith lord.

There are good and BAD teachers (!), there is black and white, there is order and chaos, there must always be balance to the force and Yoda went about achieving that Balance by any means he felt necessary with him always at the center(Crandall Interview), always in control and always a “creepy lil Muppet dude”. (Straus, Interview)

May the force be with you-Always. Join the Dark Side-They have cookies.