The Once and Future Kings Of Rock!
The end of the world had come and gone
pretty much exactly like the Book said it would! Explosions, Fire,
Terror, Chaos, Horror and then the Second coming and the heavenly
host and the creation of Gods Kingdom and the end of days.
What the book failed to mention is
what happens after the world ended. After the One god left and the
beast was vanquished and all the good souls went to their promised
reward.
What about the rest of the Universe.
What about the world after the end of the world?
That was kind of a surprise because
there were other story’s before the one story and other gods before
the One god and after the one god left.
They came back.
The old gods returned, some of them
had never left. Kept alive by myths and legends and Hollywood.
The Norse gods and the Greek gods were
the first, the Egyptian shortly after . The you had all those kami
over in Asia
Then there were the others, the myths
of people destined to come back.
Like the great magician, or the martial
Artists, the king of rock or the Once and future king of England.
After the world ended,they all came
back to fill the space left behind by those that had left.
And the world was not the only world,
the universe was vast and infinite and old and there were other
things out there older then any story just waiting for the end of
days.
So that was the state of the world
after the end of the world. Gods and monsters and Myths and a few
normal joe's who had got passed over because they were not chosen.
It was a strange, scary, wonderful
place.
This is one of the story’s of that
time at the end of time. When all the old Myths and gods came back
home.
Tuesday: 3:00 PM
A lone red car speeds down an empty
dusty desert road, nothing behind it. Nothing in front of it. Just
endless empty desert as a far off sun beats relentlessly down on the
Highway.
The driver has the top down as the car
speeds past the skull of a Tortoise. In the seat next to him is one
of those cheep white Styrofoam colors, its filled with melted ice and
bottles of water.
Static and phrases from rock Songs,
sung by people long dead escape from his radio.
After a while he grabs a Bottle of
water from the cooler and drinks it, not that it helps beat the
relentless heat.
Up ahead the endless desert shifts as
heat waves and water vapors play tricks on the eye's, creating
Illusions of long lost hopes.
The man does not stop to exchange his
Illusions for those of the desert, not today. Today the man has
business
He sees the skeleton of a small town,
a truck stop really. Just a few wisps of buildings clinging to the
desert and losing. He slows down and pulls in to the Oasis. He pulls
the car up in front of the broken remains of what might have been a
Coffey shop at one time.
There is a World War two style
motorcycle complete with Side car siting there. The man looks at it
with disdain and gets out of the car.
The door creaks as he steps in to the
Ghost of a building to dress the occupant.
The person is old and ageless, his
clothing lose on his thin frame. He seems bot serious and full of
mirth.
“Your late.”
“How long have you been hear?”
“Long enough to beat the High Score
.”
He points to a old pinball machine in
the corner.
“Humph. Any thing in this place
work, I could use a bite.”
“Yeah sure, I made waffles!”
“Really?”
“No not really Jack Ass! Gods
thunder you are gullible aren’t you?”
“I just chose to see the good in
people.”
“That’s what got you killed the
First time wasn't it?”
“That and bad choices in woman.”
The man walks over to the other man
and offers his hand.
“Loki.”
“Arthur.”
“Is it just us this time?”
“I ran into E a few days ago, he
said he might swing by-And bring your Sister.”
“Half sister, what your not enough?”
“Different times, different magics
but were all one big happy family now right?”
“Whatever, can we just do this-I'm
starving.”
“You don't want to wait on E?”
“Nah he's always late, lets go. We
get this done by dark ill make you waffles.”
“That’s a trick Id like to see A,
that’s a trick I'd like to see.”
Loki walked out of the Coffey shop and
Arthur followed.
“You steal that motorcycle?”
“I Liberated this piece of history
from Ares-he's got tons of crap from all the Wars just sitting out
there. Didn't think he would miss one, plus you know-Trickster and
all. I got a rep.”
“Ares is a jerk. What did you
bring?”
“Aha now were talking.”
Loki lifted the tarp covering the side
car and showed Arthur the contents.
“The usual stuff. Garlic, Mirrors,
Holly, Wooden stakes from the True Cross, Holly Water from the
Vatican, or whats left of the Vatican-Of course.”
“Of course”
“Also a tip of the hat to the
modern age, A Semi Automatic Smith And Wesson HK9's from the last
batch before the company closed. Holds a clip of 200 rounds, each
round a genuine silver bullet, with magnesium tips of course.”
“Of course and the Glass tube?”
“Ah a Little of the Old magic Arthur
My boy, a Bit of the Old magic. What did you bring?”
“You have to ask?”
Arthur walked over to the car, from
the back he pulled two things. A very large shotgun and the Sword.
“Why do you insist on Bringing
that?”
Arthur just smiled at his counterpart.
“A bit of the Old magic Loki my boy,
a Bit of the old magic. Now lets go kill some Ghouls.”
There were things that had slipped
back in to the world after the end days, old things. Hungry things.
Older then the Christian God, older then the Norse God's, older then
Creation. Ancient evils that hunger for Chaos and souls.
In this strange new world after
Ragnarok those that had returned often found themselves drawn into
battle with the Ancient enemy, it seemed there was still evil to
vanquish after all.
Someone had named them Ghouls and the
name had stuck. No one, not even the oldest of the old knew their
real name or what they were. They just knew they could be hunted and
they could be slain.
Loki liked to talk and Arthur, he was
a good listener.
“So this Guy Earl, he buys this
place a few years before the ball drooped. Had this idea to turn it
in to a family friendly Truck Stop, a regular Mini Disneyland out in
the Desert.”
“So?”
“I’m just offering an explanation
for that.”
Loki pointed and there behind the
Truck Stop Coffey Shop was a miniature fun park. In the center stood
a small, man made mountain .
“That the real Disneyland
Matterhorn?”
“Nah just a good copy earl paid
someone to make. Why?”
“Don't know, Didn’t someone say
that they sold off a lot of the Disney stuff before the World ended?”
“Nah it's all still there?”
“And you know this how?”
“Arthur, dude, where else are dead
gods going to hang out on this mud ball! Sooner or latter everyone
goes to Disneyland. Anyway, the Ghouls. There in the mountain.”
“Well that just sucks.”
Arthur stared at the Mountain and the
park for a while, he did not like the idea of facing them in the Dark
Corners of a Kiddie ride. Even with Loki, but then Arthur got an
idea.”
“You think you can get enough juice
to start the rides running again.”
Loki looked at Arthur as if he was an
idiot, but then the Ancient trickster saw the Con and smiled.
“Aha I get it, Like candy to a
baby.”
“That’s the Plan.”
Loki clapped his hands together and
laughed.
“Ah man I love taking candy From
babies.”
Arthur grimaced at his companion and
started walking in to the Park, he climbed atop a empty food stand
about Twenty feet from the entrance and waited for the Trickster god
to do his magic.
It took Loki fifteen minutes to get
the few rides in the park up and running. Being a Trickster God Loki
had found that in this new world he had an innate understanding for
all things Mechanical.
The park was alive with the Ghosts of
Music. Arthur had a sad smile on his face as if he could see the
images of happy children running across the Park. There were no
children in the world anymore and very Little happiness.
Within Moments the Ghouls came out of
the Artificial Mountain attracted to the Sound . They were a
gibbering mass of madness that hissed and beat at your sanity, no
normal man could look at them and remain whole.
Arthur Pendragon was no ordinary man,
he was a myth made whole. The once and future King of a land that had
been burnt to ash. He Started firing into the mass with his Shotgun.
Some of the shots hit the mark, others went off. Arthur was not a
good shot, it did not matter. If silver so much as touched a Ghoul it
sizzled up like bacon and fitterd away. Sadly for every Ghoul Arthur
killed, there were two more running at his station and he would soon
be out of Bullets.
Loki appeared and started firing his
weapon into the mass, running and diving amongst the Ghouls like a
berserk mad man. Any time a ghoul struck him, it was just a mirror
image and Loki was elsewhere.
Still more Ghouls pored out of the
artificial mountain like black ink.
Eventually Arthur was in the Frey
swinging the Sword.
“Loki now might be the time for your
old magic!”
“What but this is fun!”
Loki was covered in what looked like
Black Ash, it was in fact the blood of the Ghouls. The old Norse
battle Lust was on the God reborn.
“Loki! We need an advantage!”
Loki cursed something in Norse and
tossed the glass container in the air, with amazing grace he fired
his last bullet into the case as it spun back down to earth.
He smiled at Arthur.
“Show off.”
There was a explosion of green and
white and then Arctic winds and freezing Ice began to rain down upon
the two men and their Opponents.
“A Blizzard, really!”
Arthur yelled between slaying one
Ghoul and the next/
Loki was laughing up a storm.
“Not just any Blizzard Arthur! The
great white waste of an Ice age long past!”
Even for Myths reborn it was cold, but
the sub zero Blizzard was freezing Ghouls left and right as it
plunged the once blistering desert into a temporary Ice Age.
“Odin’s Beard whats that.”
A larger ghouls had emerged from the
mass, upon closer inspection it was in fact a glob made up of several
ghouls combined together to create a larger, more frighting whole. It
seemed to be immune to the Ice and was rapidly descending on the
Heroes.
“Well, Crap!”
Could the dead reborn die again, what
would the teeth of a ghoul do to the skin of a God?
Arthur braced to take on the giant, as
he had in times long past .
He did not get the chance as lighting
Arced through the great beast and then doubling itself the blast
struck many of the remaining ghouls. Slaying them as a whole.
The once great Ghoul King became
nothing more then a vast tower of Ash, that proceed to fall on Arthur
and Loki like a tidal wave.
Standing just at the Edge of the
Miniature blizzard was a woman with raven hair. She was smiling and
puffing on a Cigar.
Arthur freed himself from the mass of
ash, dusted him self off and helped Loki up.
The few remaining Ghouls fled in to
the fading snow storm.
Arthur walked over to the Woman and
stared her down.
She stared right back.
Then started giggling.
“Your a mess love.”
She punched Arthur playfully in the
arm, it seemed the ancient rivalry between Arthur and his half Sister
had faded in this new bleak world they had both found them selves in.
“Your late M.”
Arthur wiped a ash covered hand on His
Famous sisters shirt.
She took it in stride as she fell
behind the two men. She looked at Loki.
“Blizzard?”
“It seemed like a good idea? If you
wanted war you should have got one of the war gods Morgana. Besides
it worked.”
Loki looked behind him at the ice
covered ruins of the Fun park.
“Mostly.”
“Should we be concerned about this
new ability of the Ghouls ?”
“The Collective ability is
interesting but they still seem bloody Stupid.”
“There an endless supply of them M.
They don't need to be smart.”
“Hey wheres E. “
“Um that’s why I was late, he sort
of got in a bit of trouble.”
“Morganna?”
“You know how he is, he wanted to go
see Vegas.”
“Bloody idiot.”
Loki just smiled at the two Siblings.
“So, road trip to Vegas?”
“Looks like.”
The once and future king Paused when
he saw how his sister had arrived.
“You stole a hearse?”
“What? It was there. I needed a
ride.”
The king of Trickster clapped his
hands together then warped the two siblings in an Ash covered half
hug.
“So Arthur, about those Waffles.”
Wednesday 1:00 AM. Vegas
The Great Escape Artist had promised
his wife on his death bed that if he could find a way back, he would.
Every Halloween his wife and a few friends gathered at there house in
Laurel canyon to await his ghost.
It never showed.
Year after year the faithful or just
the curious gathered at the ruined edifice in the Laurel Canyon hills
on Halloween to await the Ghost of the Great Escape Artist, to see if
he could in fact escape the after life.
Sadly they were gathering in the wrong
place.
The new religions talk about the end
of time, but they do not talk about the world after the end of the
world.
The old religions on the other hand
do, when all the world was abandoned and all life had come to an end.
Those who had slipped in to legend came back.
The Great Escape Artist was waiting
for them. He had been there all along, he had found a way to escape
death and kept his promise.
It was not his fault his followers
kept going to the wrong place.
Eventually he grew tired of Haunting
the place of his death and moved on, he wandered the world doing much
the same thing that he had done in life. Debunking the supernatural
and preforming magic.
When the final war came and the armies
of the dead rose. He was waiting for them and fought the forces of
darkness along with everyone else, when the kingdom of heaven came
and all things ended.
He found himself in the new world, the
world after all things.
Eventually he found his way to Las
Vegas.
It seemed the world still had need for
its greatest escape artist.
Water was dripping somewhere, his
hands were chained behind him and a bright light was shining in his
face. Not a good way to wake up, but not the first time he had found
himself in this position.
Just as his eyes focused he felt a
sharp slap across his face, pain lanced down his spine and before he
had time to register the impact a second blow came to his face and
then another to his stomach.
A voice that sounded like old paper
was talking to him in a language he could not understand, followed by
another blow to his face.
“Not the face man, not the face.”,
he spat out in his trade mark sing song drawl.
The voice chuckled and that chuckle
was like nails on a chalk bored.
“It speaks”
A new voice entered the situation from
somewhere to his right, he still could not make out any details of
his prison due to the light in his face and the blood dripping down
his forehead.
The new voice sounded like a bad
Italian accent done by someone who had never actually met an Italian
“Whats a matter pretty boy, you
afraid the lady’s wont like you any more once we are done with
you.”
“Ah no matter what the lady’s will
like me man, I just want to stay pretty for when I kick your ass.”
“Hit him again”
The punch came strong to his right side and then another blow to his stomach.
The punch came strong to his right side and then another blow to his stomach.
“And that’s for all the money you
cost us. I can not believe you, you stupid Hick! You were told, you
were told never to come back to Las Vegas.”
The man in the chains just started
laughing
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